Thinking bout doing some charity work, to give back.

[HighIntensity]

OK

So I am chillen with my GF and she is telling me I am all beautiful and shit and I get to thinking that

A. she is right about me being the adonis in living form

b. that I should use my looks for goodness

So I am thinking charity work because really goodlooking people make others happy. And this way I could give back and make them happy and be adorned further making me happy.

i.e. both parties win.

So now I need to find a charity cause, I have worked with the mentally challenged before but that was no good because some of the females fell in love with me, this body can be a curse.

Now I am thinking more on the lines of teens, since I could do a whole american idol thing.

anythoughts

 

[beastboy]

YOu could go to nursing homes and bang the blue hairs......they'd love you for it. Just don't forget the maca, avena, tribulus, and viagra.

 

[WODIN]

This is some funny shit HI.

Stay away from the kids they won't be able to resist the glory that is you and you'll end up in Gander Hill saying "But she said she was 18 occifer."

Go work in a homeless shelter for a while.

 

[HighIntensity]

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[Nathan]

You should donate sperm. That's what I do when I feel the need to give something back to the world.

 

[HighIntensity]

You should donate sperm. That's what I do when I feel the need to give something back to the world.

your kids will be retarded.

 

[Nathan]

your kids will be retarded.

No way man. Little pretty geniuses, I'm telling you.

 

[Lift Chief]

STICKY

 

[bwood]

how about starting up and managing
a self help camp for recovering
female nymphomaniacs with OCD's
involving training and dieting???

and fellatio...an OCD involving
fellatio would be good too...

 

[Y_lifter]

Soup Kitchen

Only YOU could make Mashed taters and gravy look good.

 

[Bullit]

I think you should just walk through the hospital.
Do a couple laps and let the people soak up your hottness.


I'm just glad you have decided to use your powers of hottitude for good, rather than evil.

 

[Citruscide]

Once a week I go down to the children's home and show up and do 2-3 hours of charity work. Basically I just talk about myself and tell the kids that someday, if they think good and beautiful thoughts... they can be as beautiful as me...

Then I tell them, that many of them will not be as gifted as I am to be really really really really really really exceptionally good looking... and that manuel labor might be a better option.

I also sign and GIVE away autographed C-Ditty Pictures... this doubles as a tax break because I can write off $10-20 a picture!

C-ditty

 

[spongebob]

if i had to do charity work i would find a big-breasted hot bitch and be a father figure to her twins.

 

[HighIntensity]

I do free breast exams.

I am due for one.

 

[Bullit]

I do free breast exams.

 

[Bullit]

I am due for one.

C'mon broly.... no need for blue-ballin' me.

 

[rsnoble]

I got a great idea, ill send you plane tickets and you can come to my place, get on your knees, and let me donate a big load down your throat and fuck up your perfect greased hair while pulling your ears off. Interested?