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1) You have the same birthday as a guy named "Satanic Goatslayer."
Oh well... happy birthday to us, Slayer.
Oh well... happy birthday to us, Slayer.
Things you hate finding out....
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I'm not too keen on sharing one with you either.
Sharing a birthday with an infidel, oh well, I'll live.
Have a good one SCG, intoxication is the key.
My rickshaw is here, I'm out.
Sharing a birthday with an infidel, oh well, I'll live.
Have a good one SCG, intoxication is the key.
My rickshaw is here, I'm out.
smallmovesal
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i share a birthday with britney spears apparently
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I share a birthday with Charlie Chaplin. I am so proud of that--it's really just sad.
But he is my HERO!!
But he is my HERO!!
Things you hate finding out.....
From your girlfriend - that she has been thinking (oh shit) and decided you should just be "friends".
From your boyfriend - that he is someone else's boyfriend. And someone else is HIS boyfriend.
From your father - finding out why he vehemently hates the mail man so much. (this explains the different hair and eye color you have)
From your mother - She worked as a stripper until she made a mistake. (The "mistake" of course being you)
From your boss - You didn't get the promotion, but you did win the pink slip award.
From your neighbor - despite living in identical cookie cutter houses, his taxes were half the amount of yours.
From your gym - it was bought and is now run by Balleys.
From your probation officer - she is revoking your probation because she didn't meet her self imposed Nazi quota for the month.
From your Neighborhood Watch Program - while your house was being broken into, everyone did just that. Watched.
From your girlfriend - that she has been thinking (oh shit) and decided you should just be "friends".
From your boyfriend - that he is someone else's boyfriend. And someone else is HIS boyfriend.
From your father - finding out why he vehemently hates the mail man so much. (this explains the different hair and eye color you have)
From your mother - She worked as a stripper until she made a mistake. (The "mistake" of course being you)
From your boss - You didn't get the promotion, but you did win the pink slip award.
From your neighbor - despite living in identical cookie cutter houses, his taxes were half the amount of yours.
From your gym - it was bought and is now run by Balleys.
From your probation officer - she is revoking your probation because she didn't meet her self imposed Nazi quota for the month.
From your Neighborhood Watch Program - while your house was being broken into, everyone did just that. Watched.
Good stuff Jae.
Hard act to follow. One thing I really disliked hearing is when my dreamboat girlfriend calmly announced she had 6 boyfriends.
One of them was the Senior VP of the Chase Manhattan Bank. She had 5 b/f's quite shortly. I've never been the same...she had everything I dreamed about with another 50% kicked in for good measure.
Hard act to follow. One thing I really disliked hearing is when my dreamboat girlfriend calmly announced she had 6 boyfriends.
One of them was the Senior VP of the Chase Manhattan Bank. She had 5 b/f's quite shortly. I've never been the same...she had everything I dreamed about with another 50% kicked in for good measure.
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my bday was sept. 11
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