Things you don't need to hear.

[biteme]

"Son, I told you mother, come here I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you. She said, ' get that thing away from me.'

"Son you know anything about those cock rings?"

Somebody shoot me.

 

[Zebo]

WTF?!?!?!?!?

Dude........

 

[Moderate_THIS]

If I said it once I've said it a million times... I love biteme's bizarre posts.

 

[theoak01]

where did you here this

 

[Gymgurl]

I'm worried about this man

 

[Boulder257]

yikes...scary.

 

[biteme]

He says things he wouldn't normally say because of Parkinson's. disease. The truth comes out. We went out to eat last night and there was a fine woman sitting behind us. I told him to turn around and check her out. He said, "That looks like the kind of woman that would take it in the butthole." I was cracking up but wanted to cry at the same time. Then we went to the store on the way home and he buys these ponytail holders. I say, "What are you buying those for." He says, "You put em around your pecker and it keeps it hard." THese are just the kind of conversations I always looked forward to having with my dad in his old age.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

acid flashbacks? pcp?

 

[Dial_tone]

He says things he wouldn't normally say because of Parkinson's. disease. The truth comes out. We went out to eat last night and there was a fine woman sitting behind us. I told him to turn around and check her out. He said, "That looks like the kind of woman that would take it in the butthole." I was cracking up but wanted to cry at the same time.

well.............was she?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

well.............was she?

seriously. you might be able to pick up some tips from the old man now. think of him as a fountian of sexual information that isn't afraid to keep it to himself.

 

[Werd]

It's not a bad thing biteme.

My parents were quite frank and liberal in their discussions with me about sex.

There is nothing wrong or unhealthy about it. You are both grown men.

LOL Enjoy the oddball humor!

 

[biteme]

It's not a bad thing biteme.

My parents were quite frank and liberal in their discussions with me about sex.

There is nothing wrong or unhealthy about it. You are both grown men.

LOL Enjoy the oddball humor!

Tis true. But I don't want to hear about my parent's sex life with each other. I will not allow myself to picture it in my mind.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

don't picture it, just pretend they're someone else's parents.


either that or pay attention and remember...that's where you came from!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

He said, "That looks like the kind of woman that would take it in the butthole." I was cracking up but wanted to cry at the same time.

First off

Secondly I would like to know what a woman that would take in the butt looks like

 

[jenscats5]

My dad got like that when he got older.....I got to hear about my mother's "oral talents" and that was after she had died......According to my dad he was quite the womanizer....jeez!

 

[Mandinka2]

My dad got like that when he got older.....I got to hear about my mother's "oral talents" and that was after she had died......According to my dad he was quite the womanizer....jeez!

Jesus that must hurt!

 

[SoKlueles]

being on a date and going to ur bedroom and turning out the lights and the room being pitch dark and ur date saying

"your beautiful"

 

[argent]

Sort of reminds me of Burgess Merideth in "Grumpy Old Men"

 

[jenscats5]

Jesus that must hurt!

Yeah, it's just not right to have to hear about your parent's sex life......even tho with most everyone you know they "did it" cuz you're here.....but I'm adopted......still.....spare me! LOL

 

[theoak01]

bro now that I get that,its funny as fuck

 

[PHATchik]

Ewww. No, I totally understand what you are saying. We can all be adults and realize that our parents had sex. Duh, we are sitting here reading this board. However, there is no need for Mom or Dad to tell us any details. If they are no longer together, then there is no need for Mom or Dad to tell us that they need to get off, need a cockring, or would take it in the butthole. This is not American Pie, and this is not a normal, natural thing. Some conversations are off-limits.

(Although, I am curious also what a woman looks like if she looks like she would take it in the butthole)