Things yoda would say in bed

[MrMuscle]

ok lets hear em, everybody post some things you think yoda would say in bed..i'll start.


"Who's your daddy bitch"

"Like that you do dont you?"

"Bend over and show me your dark side"

"You like that little green thing do you?"

"Feel the force"

"Get me a towel you bitch"

"Sleep in the wet spot i wont"

 

[Norman Bates]

You have to learn much still

 

[Y_lifter]

TRY YOU WILL NOT... DO YOU WILL...

 

[3Vandoo]

The force be in me, me will be in you

 

[naturally anabolic]

suck me beautiful.

 

[Y_lifter]

SHOW YOU HOW TO USE THIS LITTLE CRUTCH I WILL..

 

[3Vandoo]

Me Am the Green Giant,

 

[3Vandoo]

make breakfast you will

 

[The Shadow]

LOL


Um...............


Give in to the dark side of oral sex, you will

 

[Y_lifter]

YOUR FUTURE IS VERY UNCLEAR UNLESS YOU GIVE IN

 

[3Vandoo]

Swallow I see, liking it you will

 

[Y_lifter]

Size matters not.

 

[Y_lifter]

When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?

 

[Big Jroy]

"Clouded your feelings have become, lick my wrinkled lightsaber you will"

 

[crimson coal]

"Found my Chubby..I think you have!"

 

[PHATchik]

 

[Y_lifter]

Rotten, Green is not

 

[WODIN]

The force is strong in you.

 

[MrMuscle]

lol great replies

 

[Warik]

Know jack shit of his grammar you do. Say any of the things in this post he would not.

Stupid humans you are. Go watch Star Trek now I will.

-Warik

 

[MrMuscle]

Know jack shit of his grammar you do. Say any of the things in this post he would not.

Stupid humans you are. Go watch Star Trek now I will.

-Warik

lol finally one of the head dweebs came out of his closet

 

[frorider6]

Call me daddy you will.

 

[Screwball]

Be you afraid of my green, wrinkled, mushroom nub... Hmmm... You will be... YOU WILL BE...

 

[Rémy!]

ok lets hear em, everybody post some things you think yoda would say in bed..i'll start.


"Who's your daddy bitch"

"Like that you do dont you?"

"Bend over and show me your dark side"

"You like that little green thing do you?"

"Feel the force"

"Get me a towel you bitch"

"Sleep in the wet spot i wont"

MrMuscle, sound like these yours do http://www.hal-pc.org/~joejr/yoda.mp3

 

[3Vandoo]

I am 3000 years old with 5000 years of experience. Feel it you will

 

[Wynn]

I remember being sent a small amimated program with Yoda banging a sheep. He kept saying "Yeah" between the bleats until the climax of "Mmmmm". I probably have it saved somewhere.

 

[MrMuscle]

Re: Re: Things yoda would say in bed

MrMuscle, sound like these yours do http://www.hal-pc.org/~joejr/yoda.mp3

yes thats where i got them from..some funny shit

 

[big perm]

Donkey Punch you, I will.