Things that women do

[biteme]

My daughter spent the night with her new friend last night. She forgot her lunch money and asked me to drop it off on my way home from work at 11p.m. I knock on their door and a dude comes to the door without a shirt. I tell him I'm here to leave money for my daughter. The mother, whom I had not yet met, peeks around the hall corner, sees me and then steps around the corner in her black lace nightgown that is very revealing and tells me that it's alright she was going to give my daughter lunch money anyway. I know she did this on purpose, just to tease me I suppose. She was very, very, attractive. The guy is just her boyfriend, she is widowed. Why do they have to do shit like that? I shouldn't complain because she was smokin'.

 

[magman1]

if she peeked and came around, thats good news for you...if she didnt give a shit, she would went back to wait for the guy to bang her some more

 

[biteme]

if she peeked and came around, thats good news for you...if she didnt give a shit, she would went back to wait for the guy to bang her some more

My thoughts exactly. She got a look at me and decided that she liked what she saw. Probably pissed the boyfriend off. Her children don't like him and I hear they are not solid. I'll wait this one out, don't want to cause any trouble. My daughter told her tonight that I thought she was hot and that if that if she breaks up with that guy, I will go after her. Opened up a can of worms. That's what the kids want because her daughter likes me.

 

[Pamela]

She wants you..

 

[biteme]

She wants you..

Maybe. I'm slow about those kinds of things. It would help if she would walk up to me next time I'm over there, and stick her tongue in my ear. I might get the hint then.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

be warned of the serpents