1)Paper cut on your tongue. Hurts like hell!
2)Epilady hair remover! Bring a bullet into the bathroom cuz you'll need it to bite down on once those rotating hair pullers start their magic!
3)Jib burns across the ass. Don't ask...hehehe
4)Pimple deep in the ear. You can't even pop it cuz it's so deep down in the canal!
Apparently I was semi new to the whole potty training thing. He was watching a football game and I told him that I had to pee. He told me to go ahead. I guess I just thought that it would be a good idea to go into the outlet. He heard me scream a few minutes later. He said it sounded like I was being murdered.
And I love what the instruction booklet says "you may experience a mild tingling sensation".. NOT QUITE A TINGLE!!!! Dammit, I think it pulled one hair out and a whipped the thing across the room into the wall.
Then I convinced my brother to try it on his beastly legs and the motor stopped. *lol*
Shit!! That reminds me, my garbage disposal was acting up, so I had my contractor come over and check it out. He stuck his hand down the drain to find the piece of trash that was stuck.
It was kinda freaking me out to see his hand down the drain, feeling around those blades to get it unstuck. All that needed to happen to have a total bloodbath was for someone to flip the switch.
And I love what the instruction booklet says "you may experience a mild tingling sensation".. NOT QUITE A TINGLE!!!! Dammit, I think it pulled one hair out and a whipped the thing across the room into the wall.
Then I convinced my brother to try it on his beastly legs and the motor stopped. *lol*
I'm soooo glad I'm NOT the only lady who fell for buying one of these torture devices!
I guess it would be something you could manage if drunk or on crack! Sweeet Jesus...I would rather have another C-section before I used that damn thing again! hehehe
Watching your best friend ram a wooden toothpick into her new crowned tooth....Then trying to help her retrieve the broken tip of the toothpick from under her crown and gumline!
I lost both of mine about 6 months ago from wearing a pair of new football cleats that fit way too tight. I was having too much fun playing to change into my tennis shoes.
It hurt like hell, but was great fun for my kids watching them turn blue, then black, then white, then eventually come off.
I lost both of mine about 6 months ago from wearing a pair of new football cleats that fit way too tight. I was having too much fun playing to change into my tennis shoes.
It hurt like hell, but was great fun for my kids watching them turn blue, then black, then white, then eventually come off.
That reminds me, my ex's sister gave me a pair of hiking boots that had a very stiff lip around the heel. I hiked around Amsterdam in them, and eventually I had HUGE blisters on the back of my feet. When I got back to my duty station, my combat boots just made the problem worse.
Those hiking boots eventually found their way into the dumpster.
Yeah... bet you walked around in public wearing flip flops and some shit too. I see your kind at resturants all the time. Grossing the rest of us out.... sitting over there with your feet under the table so you can't see them but the rest of us can.
Walking up and scraping our ankles in the grocery store line with your busted up shit..
Hanging out in the steam room at the gym....
I think anyone with discolored toenails should have a fully covered plaster cast put on their foot until it clears up.
Yeah... bet you walked around in public wearing flip flops and some shit too. I see your kind at resturants all the time. Grossing the rest of us out.... sitting over there with your feet under the table so you can't see them but the rest of us can.
Walking up and scraping our ankles in the grocery store line with your busted up shit..
Hanging out in the steam room at the gym....
I think anyone with discolored toenails should have a fully covered plaster cast put on their foot until it clears up.
Yeah... bet you walked around in public wearing flip flops and some shit too. I see your kind at resturants all the time. Grossing the rest of us out.... sitting over there with your feet under the table so you can't see them but the rest of us can.
Walking up and scraping our ankles in the grocery store line with your busted up shit..
Hanging out in the steam room at the gym....
I think anyone with discolored toenails should have a fully covered plaster cast put on their foot until it clears up.
Praise Jesus for people like your wife. two things that really REALLY piss me off... bad toenails and bad teeth. I could take a crowbar to both of 'em.
The hunky actor who stars as Jesus Christ in Mel Gibson's controversial new movie was struck by lightning on the set. Jim Caviezel, who escaped injury, was filming The Passion Of Christ near Rome, Italy when the incident occurred. Producer Steve McEveety says, "I'm about a hundred feet away from him when I glance over and see lightning coming out of Caviezel's ears." The movie has provoked a flurry of criticism since its conception - particularly from Jewish leaders, who say it suggests Jews were responsible for Christ's death. But some Catholics who have seen the film have called it a "powerful rendering" of the hours leading up to Christ's Crucifixion.
this is true--i broke a tooth july 4th all dentists were outta town as per the recordings say......couldn't take the pain anymore (was slicing up my tongue) got a flashlight-makeup magnyfying mirror & a dremel with a cutting wheel and done my own !!!!
My Dentist said i did a terrific job but couldn't see how i managed it!!!!!
The wife left the room--said i was nuts!!!!
RADAR
Praise Jesus for people like your wife. two things that really REALLY piss me off... bad toenails and bad teeth. I could take a crowbar to both of 'em.
The Dogma statue lives....I'd love to have a full size replica for my living room....I could get stoned and talk with that fucker every nite then....heh heh heh
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