Things That Hack Me Off About Heterosexuality..

[AAP]

Track lighting.

Polyester clothes.

Lack of fashion sense.

They have seen the movie, but never read the book or done the musical.

They get worse looking at each high school reunion.

They refer to their teenage years and high school experiences as their "glory days". It is all down hill after graduation.

They think being called a "cheap slut" is an insult.

Nine out of ten married men are terrified of me.

Back hair. Nuff said.

They attempt to sing in piano bars.

Their holiday cards suck.

They can't cure a hangover.

They never have seen the inside of a tanning salon.

Out of 40 different kinds of vodka available, they pick the wrong kind to make martinis with.

When sunbathing, they are a hideous sight.

Their best dinner accessory is a bottle opener.

Velvet art work.

"Sofa Sized" art work.

The Mechanic is NOT a coffee table book.

Straight women always object to being treated like a sex object.

 

[The Shadow]

lol

 

[AAP]

lol

what a feeble laugh.

That hacks me off too.

 

[knight69]

I agree , even the word sounds BORING!!!!!!Heterosexuality is exclusive romantic or sexual desire for, or sexual activities with, persons of the opposite sex. It is overwhelmingly the most common sexual preference or orientation. Heterosexual behaviour (notably sexual intercourse) is responsible for the reproduction of most animal species, including humans.

Heterosexuality is colloquially referred to as being "straight", although that term can also mean anyone whose sexuality could be described as orthodox. For example, people who practice BDSM use the term to refer to anyone who does not.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

umm who cares if my belt doesn't match my shoes?

 

[AAP]

umm who cares if my belt doesn't match my shoes?

You want to catch a beat down on Christopher Street?

 

[fistfullofsteel]

You want to catch a beat down on Christopher Street?

Absolutely. Where is Christopher Street?

 

[Manu]

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They think being called a "cheap slut" is an insult.

 

[knight69]

fistfullof steel did u know >riddle of steel>

These days of mid November find Riddle of Steel writing songs as fast as an 18 year old boy getting laid for the first time, ie: fast. Why you ask? Because on December 1st, we're heading back down to the Mousetrap Recording Studio, in Norman, Oklahoma to finish off our first ever, full length record. With Carl Amburn of Traindodge fame at the helm, the results so far have exceeded our most ludicrous of dreams, as some of you may have already heard from the few copies that were accidentally leaked into the public sector. Carl is a blessing from the gods of rock, and is not to be toyed with. Please wish us luck with the rest of our rock music documentation.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

fistfullof steel did u know >riddle of steel>

These days of mid November find Riddle of Steel writing songs as fast as an 18 year old boy getting laid for the first time, ie: fast. Why you ask? Because on December 1st, we're heading back down to the Mousetrap Recording Studio, in Norman, Oklahoma to finish off our first ever, full length record. With Carl Amburn of Traindodge fame at the helm, the results so far have exceeded our most ludicrous of dreams, as some of you may have already heard from the few copies that were accidentally leaked into the public sector. Carl is a blessing from the gods of rock, and is not to be toyed with. Please wish us luck with the rest of our rock music documentation.

What in the wide wide world sports are you talking about?

 

[Bigsatan13]

What's wrong with track lighting?

 

[bwood]

track lighting and a walmart futon...

but...no hemorrhoids...its worth it...

 

[AAP]

Where are the pics?

 

[JohnyJuice]

i hate having to deal with women. Some are cool, but most suck ass.

 

[thebabydoc]

... but most suck ass.

Could you give me their numbers?

 

[Alex Cross]

They can't cure a hangover.

Shit man, you can?? I'm straight but I want in on this!!!

A/C

 

[Bullit]

Ahem..... no STICKLY?????

 

[AAP]

Re: Re: Things That Hack Me Off About Heterosexuality..

Shit man, you can?? I'm straight but I want in on this!!!

A/C

Trade secret.

 

[curling]

Track lighting.

Polyester clothes.

Lack of fashion sense.

They have seen the movie, but never read the book or done the musical.

They get worse looking at each high school reunion.

They refer to their teenage years and high school experiences as their "glory days". It is all down hill after graduation.

They think being called a "cheap slut" is an insult.

Nine out of ten married men are terrified of me.

Back hair. Nuff said.

They attempt to sing in piano bars.

Their holiday cards suck.

They can't cure a hangover.

They never have seen the inside of a tanning salon.

Out of 40 different kinds of vodka available, they pick the wrong kind to make martinis with.

When sunbathing, they are a hideous sight.

Their best dinner accessory is a bottle opener.

Velvet art work.

"Sofa Sized" art work.

The Mechanic is NOT a coffee table book.

Straight women always object to being treated like a sex object.

Is this post suppose to be a response to mine?

How would you know about the last one and more importantly why would you care?

 

[knight69]

johnnyjuice> please pass the penis

 

[rnch]

Track lighting.

Polyester clothes.

Lack of fashion sense.

They have seen the movie, but never read the book or done the musical.

They get worse looking at each high school reunion.

They refer to their teenage years and high school experiences as their "glory days". It is all down hill after graduation.

They think being called a "cheap slut" is an insult.

Nine out of ten married men are terrified of me.

Back hair. Nuff said.

They attempt to sing in piano bars.

Their holiday cards suck.

They can't cure a hangover.

They never have seen the inside of a tanning salon.

Out of 40 different kinds of vodka available, they pick the wrong kind to make martinis with.

When sunbathing, they are a hideous sight.

Their best dinner accessory is a bottle opener.

Velvet art work.

"Sofa Sized" art work.

The Mechanic is NOT a coffee table book.

Straight women always object to being treated like a sex object.

you have described 98% of the peeps i have to face at the insane asylum everyday.

no wonder i hate going to work!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Silent Method]

"Things That Hack Me Off About Heterosexuality.."
You're just upset because you want me but can never have me!

 

[WODIN]

I've never had the misfortune of owning a house with track lighting.

LMAO!!!!

 

[fogg88]

A while back, someone else mentioned that gays never bring screaming kids to movies or restaurants...

Even though I'm straight, I would totally be down for patronizing an all-gay theatre or restaurant, just to get away from the fuckers who will spring $100 for a dinner, but are too cheap to spring $20 for a baby-sitter.

 

[PatsFan34]

If some of you banana lovers don't know hangover cures, you shouldn't be drinking!!!

Option 1: no matter how hungover and shitty you feel, if you get up and drink 2 or 3 beers ASAP, hangover instantly gone.

Option 2: pure oxygen. If you can get a couple inhalations of pure oxygen, you good to go instantly

Option 3: 4 excedrine and pedilite. take a little longer, but still does the trick!

Option 4: this one is a little complicated but if you got a nurse as a friend or and EMT type person, it shouldn't be a problem. Just have them hook you up to an IV, on that shit gets into you, you ready to go.

Ok, those are the tricks of the trade for hangovers, have fun folks and don't forget to tip your waitress!!!!

 

[Alex Cross]

If some of you banana lovers don't know hangover cures, you shouldn't be drinking!!!

Option 1: no matter how hungover and shitty you feel, if you get up and drink 2 or 3 beers ASAP, hangover instantly gone.

Option 2: pure oxygen. If you can get a couple inhalations of pure oxygen, you good to go instantly

Option 3: 4 excedrine and pedilite. take a little longer, but still does the trick!

Option 4: this one is a little complicated but if you got a nurse as a friend or and EMT type person, it shouldn't be a problem. Just have them hook you up to an IV, on that shit gets into you, you ready to go.

Ok, those are the tricks of the trade for hangovers, have fun folks and don't forget to tip your waitress!!!!

PatsFan-

Thanks for the info bro!! So you know the hangover cures, eh?? I didn't know you LOVED THE COCK!! HAHAHA

Do those help for the Nausea??? That's usually my problem a lot more than the headache!!

A/C

 

[AAP]

If some of you banana lovers don't know hangover cures, you shouldn't be drinking!!!

Option 1: no matter how hungover and shitty you feel, if you get up and drink 2 or 3 beers ASAP, hangover instantly gone.

Option 2: pure oxygen. If you can get a couple inhalations of pure oxygen, you good to go instantly

Option 3: 4 excedrine and pedilite. take a little longer, but still does the trick!

Option 4: this one is a little complicated but if you got a nurse as a friend or and EMT type person, it shouldn't be a problem. Just have them hook you up to an IV, on that shit gets into you, you ready to go.

Ok, those are the tricks of the trade for hangovers, have fun folks and don't forget to tip your waitress!!!!

WTF is all this? Damn, this sounds too much like work.

 

[Bullit]

WTF is all this? Damn, this sounds too much like work.

Well if your solution has anything to do with drinking, licking or the topical application of any male secretions then I don't want any part of it.

 

[Alex Cross]

WTF is all this? Damn, this sounds too much like work.

Anal,

Youd better fess up the the hangover cure, or Im going to find an object so large and shove it up your ass- that you WONT ENJOY IT!! Can you fit small children up there???? hehehe

 

[AAP]

Well if your solution has anything to do with drinking, licking or the topical application of any male secretions then I don't want any part of it.

Wussy! You did all that while you were drunk....

 

[Bigsatan13]

I've never had the misfortune of owning a house with track lighting.

LMAO!!!!

What is the problem with track lighting? I just put a shit load of it in my living room to light up my pictures.

 

[AAP]

Your pictures?

3 things that should never be hung on walls....

1 - Velvet anything.
2 - Sofa Size artwork
3 - Photographs

 

[bwood]

A while back, someone else mentioned that gays never bring screaming kids to movies or restaurants...

Even though I'm straight, I would totally be down for patronizing an all-gay theatre or restaurant, just to get away from the fuckers who will spring $100 for a dinner, but are too cheap to spring $20 for a baby-sitter.

me!!!

dammit, it was me!!!

 

[AAP]

I still hate this shit too.

 

[rnch]

OF COURSE you do, AAP.

 

[tiger88]

Well if your solution has anything to do with drinking, licking or the topical application of any male secretions then I don't want any part of it.

u know i hate u but i miss u too

 

[obiwan9962]

Track lighting.

Polyester clothes.

Lack of fashion sense.

They have seen the movie, but never read the book or done the musical.

They get worse looking at each high school reunion.

They refer to their teenage years and high school experiences as their "glory days". It is all down hill after graduation.

They think being called a "cheap slut" is an insult.

Nine out of ten married men are terrified of me.

Back hair. Nuff said.

They attempt to sing in piano bars.

Their holiday cards suck.

They can't cure a hangover.

They never have seen the inside of a tanning salon.

Out of 40 different kinds of vodka available, they pick the wrong kind to make martinis with.

When sunbathing, they are a hideous sight.

Their best dinner accessory is a bottle opener.

Velvet art work.

"Sofa Sized" art work.

The Mechanic is NOT a coffee table book.

Straight women always object to being treated like a sex object.

k
technically right now i am str8 or 100% les lol
most times i am 51-50 str8-bi
but being in a commited relationship i am unisexual
uni = my gf


anywayssssssssssss
none of those things applied to me before
well except never seeing the inside of a tanning booth
i am naturally tannish-yellow
but in my native cultureS (chinese jamaican & irish) being of "high" colour is desirable
while i can fix a car, motorscooter, plumbing, electrical work, lay tiles and plaster walls i would never think of having anything pertaining to those subjects on my coffe table
currently on my coffee table is 3 of charlie trotters' gorgeous cookbooks ( i am :chef and serval pieces of japanese rakyu pottery

my gf is not my sex object while we enjoy immensely being with each other she is my best friend my staunches supporter and confident as i hope i am every day for her
and yes i do put down the seat every time but i did even before i met her
vodka ...lol ....my drink of choice i normally have several
righ now i have level, 3 olives, 42 below, absolut peach, belvedere, nemiroff and ketel 1 (oh by the way in canada we have over 100 kinds of vodkas)
polyester? does microfleece or underarmour count?
as for glory years....it was never high school i believe they are now and ahead of me
as for being terrified of you
lol
nothing terrifies me other than needles and assinine western doctors