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Nathan

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If you deny that you sometimes think about the following things than you are either lying or are gay. It's up to you really.

1. My farts smell good, whereas the farts of the rest of the population do not. Thus, something must be wrong with the digestive systems of everyone else.

2. Dogs eat feces and thus maybe there is something to it like additional nourishment. It is thus conceivable that by eating our own feces we could save a great deal of food and feed countless hungry people....fuck that, why don't the hungry save us all the effort and just eat their own damn feces? Fucking useless moochers.

3. Retarded people, while entertaining, are really pretending to be stupid so as to alleviate suspicion that they are, in reality, working together to take over the universe. Damn retarded people can't be happy with taking over the Earth so they have to shoot for the whole fucking universe. I wish I had Down Syndrome.

4. Flowers have everything going for them. They're pretty and they smell good. i must destroy all the flowers on this and every other planet.

5. Insects are probably the best sexual partners one could hope for since they tend to only live for a few days and thus must want to fuck like no other and take their love-making very seriously. i wonder what the safest insect to have sex with would be.

6. I can't read.

7. So, when the big hand is on the 5 and the little hand is on the 3 it's like a little after 5 o'clock, or is it the other way around?

8. The more STD's I can amass, the more others will respect me. I just have to steer clear of the really fatal ones and I'm good to go.

9. What happens to all the color in the food I eat since when it comes out the other end it is always plain old brown (or usually it is anyways)? If I were to cut myself open, would my stomach be really pretty and all colorful and shit?

10. I'll bet it'd be really funny if I stapled my cats tail to the floor and then through things at it for a few hours. Oh, and if I put a can of tuna just out of its reach I'll bet that'd be even funnier. I wonder what the ratio between the size of a human's rectum and that of a cat's rectum is. It's probably like 5 or something at least since our dumps are like 5 times bigger or thereabouts. I have to use the washroom.
 
In any discussion of the Mason-Dixon Line it is vital to distinguish between the two very different meanings of the term, as follows:

On the one hand, the original Mason-Dixon Line, as surveyed by Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon in 1763 to 1767, which is precisely defined and restricted to the Pennsylvania/Maryland border (which runs east-west) and that part of the Maryland/Delaware border which runs approximately north-south. On this page I will call this "the original Mason-Dixon Line as surveyed by Mason and Dixon".

On the other hand, the later various colloquial meanings given to the term "Mason-Dixon Line", such as the border between the free states and the slave states in the first half of the eighteenth century, or the border between the Union states and the Confederate states during the American Civil War. These meanings are inconsistent with each other and with the course of the original Mason-Dixon Line as surveyed by Mason and Dixon. Opinions vary considerably as to the precise route of the Line under this meaning. I will call this "the colloquial Mason-Dixon Line".
 
TheProject said:
In any discussion of the Mason-Dixon Line it is vital to distinguish between the two very different meanings of the term, as follows:

On the one hand, the original Mason-Dixon Line, as surveyed by Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon in 1763 to 1767, which is precisely defined and restricted to the Pennsylvania/Maryland border (which runs east-west) and that part of the Maryland/Delaware border which runs approximately north-south. On this page I will call this "the original Mason-Dixon Line as surveyed by Mason and Dixon".

On the other hand, the later various colloquial meanings given to the term "Mason-Dixon Line", such as the border between the free states and the slave states in the first half of the eighteenth century, or the border between the Union states and the Confederate states during the American Civil War. These meanings are inconsistent with each other and with the course of the original Mason-Dixon Line as surveyed by Mason and Dixon. Opinions vary considerably as to the precise route of the Line under this meaning. I will call this "the colloquial Mason-Dixon Line".
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I like Cheerios.
 
TheProject said:
In any discussion of the Mason-Dixon Line it is vital to distinguish between the two very different meanings of the term, as follows:

On the one hand, the original Mason-Dixon Line, as surveyed by Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon in 1763 to 1767, which is precisely defined and restricted to the Pennsylvania/Maryland border (which runs east-west) and that part of the Maryland/Delaware border which runs approximately north-south. On this page I will call this "the original Mason-Dixon Line as surveyed by Mason and Dixon".

On the other hand, the later various colloquial meanings given to the term "Mason-Dixon Line", such as the border between the free states and the slave states in the first half of the eighteenth century, or the border between the Union states and the Confederate states during the American Civil War. These meanings are inconsistent with each other and with the course of the original Mason-Dixon Line as surveyed by Mason and Dixon. Opinions vary considerably as to the precise route of the Line under this meaning. I will call this "the colloquial Mason-Dixon Line".
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Us's lives in da slave states.
 
HumorMe said:


Us's lives in da slave states.
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11. Today's slaves around the globe should be made to eat their own feces so as to save food for those that matter, the rich. If they get hungry and are good slaves, they should be thrown scraps from the feces of the rich every now and then to boost morale and give them some extra energy so that they can get back to their god damn chores.
 
TheProject said:
In any discussion of the Mason-Dixon Line it is vital to distinguish between the two very different meanings of the term, as follows:

On the one hand, the original Mason-Dixon Line, as surveyed by Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon in 1763 to 1767, which is precisely defined and restricted to the Pennsylvania/Maryland border (which runs east-west) and that part of the Maryland/Delaware border which runs approximately north-south. On this page I will call this "the original Mason-Dixon Line as surveyed by Mason and Dixon".

On the other hand, the later various colloquial meanings given to the term "Mason-Dixon Line", such as the border between the free states and the slave states in the first half of the eighteenth century, or the border between the Union states and the Confederate states during the American Civil War. These meanings are inconsistent with each other and with the course of the original Mason-Dixon Line as surveyed by Mason and Dixon. Opinions vary considerably as to the precise route of the Line under this meaning. I will call this "the colloquial Mason-Dixon Line".
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Do you know which city is considered to be the northernmost Southern city? ;)
 
Project, your insults would have far more effect if you had at least a rudimentary grasp of English grammar, which might also contribute to making you a little less ugly, if that's possible.
 
jennifer said:
I must be gay
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I'm fine with that mental picture, since in my mind you and your lesbian lover are Cameron Diaz and Pamela Anderson. Keep up the good work. :)
 
Nathan said:
Project, your insults would have far more effect if you had at least a rudimentary grasp of English grammar, which might also contribute to making you a little less ugly, if that's possible.
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Nathan said:
I'm fine with that mental picture, since in my mind you and your lesbian lover are Cameron Diaz and Pamela Anderson. Keep up the good work.
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:D
 
Nathan said:

8. The more STD's I can amass, the more others will respect me. I just have to steer clear of the really fatal ones and I'm good to go.
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Improper use of the apostrophe.

You also have an unhealthy obsession with feces. Otherwise, you are the epitomy of humanity. I worship you.
 
KHMER ROGUE said:


Do you know which city is considered to be the northernmost Southern city? ;)
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Probably some place in Kentucky or Tennessee.

Dumb bastards are probably boarderline on being part of the pimp "Midwest" but for some reason like to claim & act like Southerners. Good for them, I guess. Dumb bastards...

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Son of a bitch fellas. I would like to make it perfectly clear that it is only funny when I make fun of the grammatical and spelling errors of others, and not the other way around. So don't do that. Fuck, you've got me reading over this post like twenty times now. Bunch of assholes.
 
I didn't read this thread, but the thought that just went through my mind is the image of Nathan's sublime buttocks.

I'm going to go vomit now.
 
HG Pennypacker said:
I didn't read this thread, but the thought that just went through my mind is the image of Nathan's sublime buttocks.

I'm going to go vomit now.
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My buttocks really is sublime and thus that is contradiction when you suggest it will make you vomit. I don't think you understand the word 'sublime' now do you? It's okay really, I never had any respect for you in the first place so you aren't losing any face with me. :)




























I love you.
 
LOL @ Beefybull.

Looks like that is an accurate description of current geographic location of the South, don't you think so? They should label upper East coast as the Industrial Wasteland.

By the way, the answer is Baltimore, the northernmost Southern city. Some people will claim it's Louisville, Kentucky.
 
Nathan said:


My buttocks really is sublime and thus that is contradiction when you suggest it will make you vomit. I don't think you understand the word 'sublime' now do you? It's okay really, I never had any respect for you in the first place so you aren't losing any face with me. :)

I love you.
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The notion of your buttocks going through my mind, sublime or not, is the cause of my regurgitation. The fact that it is sublime, makes you....well.....special.

Nathan=Happy Scrappy=KAYNE
 
Nathan said:


My buttocks really is sublime and thus that is contradiction when you suggest it will make you vomit. I don't think you understand the word 'sublime' now do you? It's okay really, I never had any respect for you in the first place so you aren't losing any face with me. :)

I love you.
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The notion of your buttocks going through my mind, sublime or not, is the cause of my regurgitation. The fact that it is sublime, makes you....well.....special.

Nathan=HappyScrappy=KAYNE
 
I think the way you repeated yourself, changing only the space between Happy and Scrappy really emphasized the vulgarity of your post. It really drove the message home. Keep up the good work.
 
Nathan said:
1. My farts smell good, whereas the farts of the rest of the population do not. Thus, something must be wrong with the digestive systems of everyone else.
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No, other peoples' farts smell good too. You've just been conditioned to find the odor disgusting.

JC
 
Nathan said:
I think the way you repeated yourself, changing only the space between Happy and Scrappy really emphasized the vulgarity of your post. It really drove the message home. Keep up the good work.
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I'm having some problems with my poops today. Please try to understand and keep a civil tongue in your mouth.
 
HG Pennypacker said:


I'm having some problems with my poops today. Please try to understand and keep a civil tongue in your mouth.
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I will only agree to keep a civil tongue in my mouth if that tongue belongs to a hot chick. Deal?

Also, if you are constipated I highly recommend putting on a Richard Simmons workout tape, any one will do. For some reason, they have the effect of making people really need to deficate.
 
Perhaps the problem isnt too little poops, but to many poops. Or poops that are so watery its like peeps out the bum.
 
Nathan said:


I will only agree to keep a civil tongue in my mouth if that tongue belongs to a hot chick. Deal?

Also, if you are constipated I highly recommend putting on a Richard Simmons workout tape, any one will do. For some reason, they have the effect of making people really need to deficate.
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It's the opposite problem. My ass has been filthy for so many days in row, I can't even remember when I had a clean wipe.
 
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