Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

[Spartacus]

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

 

[Spartacus]

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

 

[Spartacus]

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning

 

[vixensghost]

I can't say cinnamon sober, let alone if I were drunk.

 

[all the whey]

1. No

 

[vixensghost]

lol@ ATW,

gesticulate

 

[vixensghost]

kohlrabi

I'd have some Rabbi thinking I was calling for him.

 

[GUARDIAN]

Constipation

 

[NickyE3]

-hold on, let me put a condom on

 

[needtogetaas]

-hold on, let me put a condom on

lmao

 

[GUARDIAN]

Are you on the pill?

Are you married?

 

[-SD-]

Whats your name

 

[rnch]

condom?

 

[GUARDIAN]

I have had enuf 2 drink.

I have 2 work in the morning.

 

[musclemom]

Why on earth would a drunk person ever need to say transubstantiate?

 

[rnch]

i have a gf/bf

 

[blueta2]

-hold on, let me put a condom on

yeah, so I've heard

 

[vixensghost]

Why on earth would a drunk person ever need to say transubstantiate?

If he wanted to get his gin soaked ass into a Meth induced saturation...

 

[pappad]

Go away you're ugly!

 

[resqguy]

How about sphygmomanometer...

 

[calveless wonder]

hi

 

[habitualhealth]

Why on earth would a drunk person ever need to say transubstantiate?

i've seen him drunk before and he's spewing all kinds of god knows what out of his mouth.

 

[all the whey]

2. No I won't take you to Applebees.

 

[needtogetaas]

I swear I wont piss on you this time.

 

[resqguy]

Just the tip...

 

[needtogetaas]

Just the tip...

I am almost don just a few more seconds. Don't stop.

 

[Spartacus]

i've seen him drunk before and he's spewing all kinds of god knows what out of his mouth.

same ammo
tick tock
shouldn't you be out hunting for rich cock
time's a wastin'

 

[Spartacus]

you and woots makes cents
too bad you can't get pregnant and lock down the money stream

 

[Spartacus]

charging up them boobs on the discover card

 

[chazk]

things david hasselhoff can not say while he is drunk " i promise "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH3JAp7vMuo

 

[Spartacus]

I have trouble with that shit too

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I swear I wont piss on you this time.

 

[needtogetaas]

same ammo
tick tock
shouldn't you be out hunting for rich cock
time's a wastin'

lol