things i learned at the mall today

[saint808]

1. the mall is a much better place without kids running around

2. old people cower in fear if you have a shaved head and a tattoo

3. lots of gay men work in retail clothing sales

4. i look good in baby blue because of my eyes (see above)

5. abercrombie and fitch doesn't make clothing for people over 140 lbs

6. 90% of daytime mallworkers hate their lives and want to die

7. kiosks are just wrong

8. there needs to be twice as many hat stores

9. women have about 20-30x more options for clothing than men

10. it's a beautiful day out and i am gonna go enjoy it.

 

[georgie24]

lol

 

[WODIN]

So your saying 68GT350 is a 138 pound gay man?

 

[FISHTALES]

i know this will sound stupid but what is " kiosks "?
i have heard of it but dont know what is.

 

[saint808]

So your saying 68GT350 is a 138 pound gay man?

do i really have to? i mean he was trying on dresses and shit.

 

[ZenMachine]

11. Only losers hang out at the mall on a weekday.....

Oh wait, I guess the others there may have learned that one.

Zen

 

[beefybull]

i know this will sound stupid but what is " kiosks "?
i have heard of it but dont know what is.

A kiosk is one of those little booth places that isnt really a store, just out in the open in the middle of the mall. Typically, these places are only seasonal or last a few months.

 

[Fitnes1]

12. The mall is much better when you have a VS store to go to and don't have to order from the catalog.

 

[Hugh McFly]

if you could fit through the door and actually be inside the mall you would learn alot more then you did.

 

[drrman]

you pretty muched nailed the mall scene

 

[saint808]

if you could fit through the door and actually be inside the mall you would learn alot more then you did.

one other thing i learned... only screaming knee grabbing faggots work at craft stores

 

[Hugh McFly]

one other thing i learned... only screaming knee grabbing faggots work at craft stores

from my experiences in the crafts store industry i have never encountered a crafts store inside a mall. think before you speak and think before you eat because guess what? my granny sent me 3 jacked up cans of tuna in my college mail box today, and they have 23 servings a piece (rather then a normal can which has 2-5). im off to my dorm in allen hall (stop by if you wish) to crack one of them bad mommas open right now and chow down like a man on a mission. the difference between you is that im on 1-ad, and my gains will be lean while you are probably still dieting trying to rid yourself of the masses of lard that you have accumulated over the years.

<~~~~~~~~~~T H E FLY!!!!!

<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HUGh......

<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MCFLY!!!!!!

 

[saint808]

from my experiences in the crafts store industry i have never encountered a crafts store inside a mall. think before you speak and think before you eat because guess what? my granny sent me 3 jacked up cans of tuna in my college mail box today, and they have 23 servings a piece (rather then a normal can which has 2-5). im off to my dorm in allen hall (stop by if you wish) to crack one of them bad mommas open right now and chow down like a man on a mission. the difference between you is that im on 1-ad, and my gains will be lean while you are probably still dieting trying to rid yourself of the masses of lard that you have accumulated over the years.

<~~~~~~~~~~T H E FLY!!!!!

<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HUGh......

<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MCFLY!!!!!!

so you are calling a self admitted fat guy fat... you wit is only surpassed by your tact... to be honest i could go on and on and trade insults and you would never win... i could beat the white right out of your trash... but what would it accomplish? You'll prolly be banned before i get a chance to bring out my best material anyhow.

 

[Kali]

from my experiences in the crafts store industry i have never encountered a crafts store inside a mall. think before you speak and think before you eat because guess what? the difference between you is that im on 1-ad, and my gains will be lean while you are probably still dieting trying to rid yourself of the masses of lard that you have accumulated over the years.

First of all, I don't know who the hell you think you are, but insulting people that get out during the day or that are doing other things besides work is kind of ironic since right now, you are sitting on your ass eating tuna that your grandmother send you and playing on a computer. For Christ's sake, cut the damn umbilical cord, grow the F up and get a life. Maybe instead of playing on your computer and trying to bitch people out, you should be working your scrawny ass. You really think Saint is fat? Are you serious? Have you ever seen this man in person? NO because you were probably too worried to ever meeting anyone because you are some buck twenty college kid that works at a freaken craft store that can't even shop for himself, or have enough people that like him, to spend anytime out of his room. Until I see a pic of your punk ass, I don't want to hear shit.

Good luck on the board.

 

[beefybull]

so you are calling a self admitted fat guy fat... you wit is only surpassed by your tact... to be honest i could go on and on and trade insults and you would never win... i could beat the white right out of your trash... but what would it accomplish? You'll prolly be banned before i get a chance to bring out my best material anyhow.

Hugh McFly = OWNED

And BTW, are you seeing Saint's avatar?! That man is built like a man should be, you limp wrist.

 

[beefybull]

One quick question tho, Saint. Why are kiosks wrong?

Is it the replica name-brand sunglasses? The kiosks with all the candy?

 

[DealsMorte]

1. the mall is a much better place without kids running around

2. old people cower in fear if you have a shaved head and a tattoo

3. lots of gay men work in retail clothing sales

4. i look good in baby blue because of my eyes (see above)

5. abercrombie and fitch doesn't make clothing for people over 140 lbs

6. 90% of daytime mallworkers hate their lives and want to die

7. kiosks are just wrong

8. there needs to be twice as many hat stores

9. women have about 20-30x more options for clothing than men

10. it's a beautiful day out and i am gonna go enjoy it.

You fogort the most important lesson.

Don't sit directly on the toilet seat.

 

[saint808]

One quick question tho, Saint. Why are kiosks wrong?

Is it the replica name-brand sunglasses? The kiosks with all the candy?

funny you should mention that... that was the exact one i was looking at when i thought about that statement... i was like nice... wen to look and they were guccci glasses with 3 c's.