"Things I learn from my patients"

[Razorguns]

I love this thread!!

Things I Learn From My Patients - Student Doctor Network Forums

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[cindylou]

lol @ post # 5. I cant stop laughing

 

[lartinos]

lol

 

[cindylou]

lol

When your 15yo daughter gives precipitous delivery to a bleating, underweight infant 30 minutes after presenting to triage c "gas pains", you should run around the department loudly yelling, "I don't know what y'all did or who that baby is, but my lil' girl warn't pregnant when she come in here"

 

[Razorguns]

bumper cars

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[chris302001]

theres some good shit on that forum

 

[tha joker]

Nice.

 

[eliteandy]

lol @ post # 5. I cant stop laughing

#6 had me laughing. Only because Puddle gave me the same advice no more than two weeks ago.....

 

[guest username]

Some of the people in the ER amaze me.

 

[cindylou]

why shouldnt a patient with chest pains go to the restroom?

Is it because lots of heart attack patients die in the restroom? I dont get it

 

[myway]

why shouldnt a patient with chest pains go to the restroom?

Is it because lots of heart attack patients die in the restroom? I dont get it

YES.
Or they pass out and hit their head =s try to sue

 

[Mr. dB]

#2687

 

[Tatyana]

LOL! There are 54 pages of that thread, and at least 20 posts per page.

And you wonder why doctors start to treat a lot of people like they are idiots.



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When your 97-year old mother trips and falls on the floor and doesn't say anything or really seem to move at all, you should definetly wait 5-6 days before calling EMS. If she starts to feel cold (even though she hasn't said that she's cold), just cover her with blankets and surround her with space heaters. She's probably just sleeping and will get up when she's good and ready. Nevermind the smell and the roaches.

 

[chewyxrage]

Hmm, just read that thread for about 1.5 hours. Good stuff, nice link. K worthy fo' sure - must spread tho