Things I hate

[chesty]

When you do something nice for someone and they ask you

"why do you do that?"

or tell you

"you didn't have to do that"

Why can't someone just accept that you are being nice and thoughtful? And people wonder why we are so shallow and superficial.

 

[WODIN]

I usually answer because I'm trying to drug you so I can tie you up and film you humping a fuck machine but since you have to be such an ass I'll just have to beat you with this club first.

It's good to have a club handy for this one..

 

[chesty]

Yeah, I agree. Or gauge out your eyes and skull fuck you.