
El Dandy said:You kill me!![]()
Flah said:The guy on the far left looks like a fat Roy Orbison...and gay, but that's a given since it's Toto.
Flah said:Perkele, have you heard Dragonforce? I was listening to them last night and I think you'd dig them.
http://www.noiserecords.com/downloads/[email protected]_Spirit_Will_Go_On.mp3
http://www.noiserecords.com/downloads/[email protected]_Winter_Night.mp3
Flah said:Dragonforce sounds like speed metal Journey with a D&D fetish.
Yeah? They all seem to share the same MO. Professionalism and musicianship comes first, everything else takes a back seat.perkele said:I don't like Journey much. Don't like Foreigner either. REO Speedwagon sucks.
Flah said:Yeah? They all seem to share the same MO. Professionalism and musicianship comes first, everything else takes a back seat.
Flah said:Haha, but it's their fault that they can't write with true emotion.
Flah said:I'll admit that it's my fault that I can't listen to bad music for more than two seconds.
Flah said:Haha, this is going to go on forever.
I think they're corporate whores that would rather squander their talent playing pop fluff that has no artistic worth. That makes them, in my book, horrible music. It obviously doesn't for you.
I think they suck, you can't accept that. We're both obstinate and this will never end.
Flah said:Those are tired arguments my friend. No one is disputing that they have talent, eveyone is saying that they don't use it to craft interesting music.
Flah said:They don't play pop fluff so they pass you by. It's as simple as that. How many records a band sells is not a marker of how good they are. That statement is ridiculous.
False. Totally, totally false.perkele said:They would have not sold as many records if they would have not been good bands.
Flah said:False. Totally, totally false.
They sold records because they appealed to a mass amount of people, that has nothing to do with them being good or not.
Good music is subjective and your losing horribly trying to convince me that Toto has some musical relevance.
Flah said:My point exactly. I am God.
You're still losing.
Flah said:Hahaha! The well is running dry! Can I expect more gems like that in the future?
Holy shit folks, it's like a Dean Martin roast in here.
Hey, how about you cry a little harder over my fries, they need some salt.
Flah said:Hahaha! Look how angry you are! You can't even type coherent thoughts anymore. I bet you're in such a rage you won't be able to put on your Steve Lukather mask and masturbate over your plans to kidnap Jennifer Garner tonight.
Flah said:Do I really even need to explain it Mr. "I've Been Listening to Music for THIRTY YEARS!"? You know if something interests you when you hear it, there's no more to say than that. Sure, people will try and narrow it down to certain elements, but that's pointless.
And I love your feeble rebuttals. It’s cute in that way that people with Down syndrome can be endearing. No. Really.
Might I add that you're still losing? Yes, I believe I shall. You're still losing.
Life primarily.perkele said:Yes, and feel free to tell me also what I am loosing?
Flah said:Life primarily.
majutsu said:Sorry, perk, but I am forced to intervene here:
Music has four basic elements:
1)Melody
2)Harmony
3)Lyricism i.e. message - this can be verbal like in punk or non-verbal as in classical music, where a philosophy or world-view is set in sound, like Beethoven.
4)Production i.e. tone in classical parlance. In modern parlance, or rock music, particularly enriching aspects of production.
Good music, or important music, is judged to be so because it is particularly excellent in one or more of these aspects of music.
Looking at melody, a particularly interesting sense of melodic innovation would be required to be excellent. Playing major and minor scales, and major and minor pentatonics, as Toto did, is hardly innovative, as any child who can pick up a Hal Leonard book can do this in New York, DC, Chicago, etc. Smooth playing robots are a dime-a-dozen in any major city, or school of the arts, like Duke Ellington School of the Arts. Especially given the family background of Toto, this is really no feat. Even the bands you mention as great (and some you leave off) are truly innovative melodically in specific ways. For example, Led Zeppelin pioneered the use of modal scales (particularly the Dorian and Phrygian) in rock, to great melodic effect. Jimmy Hendrix, although accused of playing minor pentatonics, even on the solo to "Hey Joe" exhibits a more arpeggiated style than is customarily assumed at first glance, and his flatted thirds and fifths borrowed from be-bop and free-form jazz are quite striking. The Edge of U2 was especially melodically innovative. In fact, the only band lacking in melodic innovation you mention is the Beatles, and they make up for it elsewhere. In fact, what made the Beatles pop was the use of tired, old, non-suprising melodic sequences. That is what makes "pop" in general: popular, i.e. used, sequences. So characterizing Toto as "pop" as you do, Perkele, essentially indicates that you find the majority of their melodic sequences to be borrowed, which is not creative.
As for harmony, bands like Rush, Hendrix, and Led Zeppelin lead the way. In some ways, for the same reason as melodic innovativeness. More unusual melodies played by some players in a band will imply that there are 9th and 13th chords being played by the whole band. Toto using nothing more elaborate than major and minor sevenths, PERIOD. Prove me wrong, but since I've seen many of their sheets, I doubt you will . . .
Message or lyricism comes next. Led Zeppelin brought the mystical subject matter of what would be heavy metal to music. Rush brought a plethora of philosophy meanderings to music. Beethoven brought the stormy Romantic age world-view to his sweeping, symphonic music. Punk brought all the discontent and dissatisfaction being covered over in the 70s to the forefront. The Beatles (and here they first distinguish themselves) were the philosophy of an age, a generation. In fact, since pop music is by definition melodically and harmonically pedantic, without message, a pop band is doomed to insignificance without a striking message. Toto had nothing to say of depth, just generic pop love-songs, and therefore they are doomed to the same insignificance as all the bands just like them (Journey, REO, etc).
Lastly, novel production. The Beatles made a living on this, especially S.Pepper. A new sound, a new world, a new experience to immerse oneself in, this can be something important, for sure. I would argue that Toto, while having excellent professionalism, "tightness" and production values, really never set a new experience with their production work. It just submerged into that very glossed-over, slick, 70s feel. I would argue that Dire Straits or Steely Dan had more elaborate and meaningful production than Toto, and did it in a way that managed to say more about the love and care they had for musical craft than Toto's production said, which was, "we want to sell lame records". But even if I recant and say Toto had excellent production, I don't feel this is enough to deem a band excellent. In the absence of melodic or harmonic innovation, both message AND production are required for potential greatness, like the Beatles had. Quite frankly, as a musician, seeing music as the art of saying something with sound, I don't think you can be called great unless you say something new (lyrical innovation) in a new way (melodic and harmonic innovation). But, whether or not you have such demanding standards in music, I think everyone agrees good production makes you definitely professional, but hardly GREAT on its own.
Yes, Flah is young. I am old, probably older than you Perkele. The truth is Flah has a very intuitive sense of the above elements of music. Perkele, I actually listen to all kinds of music: jazz, classical, punk, classic rock, gothic, country, .... you name it!, but I even listen to new, young bands, like Flah likes. Of that group of artists, Flah has at least a 70-80% match rate with what I think good music of those genres entails. His musical taste is quite solid, and I've found musical taste to have much more to do with character than with age.
In summary, what makes memorable music is melodic, harmonic, lyrical, and tonal innovation. Toto has none of these qualities. Therefore, Toto is a forgetable pop band. I actually think you bring up Toto and Michael Jackson just to needle people.
Lastly, just because a majority holds an opinion does not make it right. When Copernicus thought the Earth went around the sun, most people thought the sun went around the earth. He was right, they were all wrong. Most people do not like art, whether in literature, painting, or music. They read books or see pop movies for empty action stories. Most people don't want to be challenged by a work of art. As for music, they see it as background for dinner or fucking. Toto is fine for that, and that's why it sells. Because it is NOT art. Most people don't like artful music. In fact, it's funny you bring up Led Zeppelin. Do you know how they got their name? A famous artist (find out who . . . ) heard them before their first album and said, "Wow, that's going to go over like a lead baloon!" Most people can only approach art in music long after it's dead, when it's safe to approach after 30 years, and there is no chance of being challenged, and all their friends have told them it's safe . . .
You must spread some Karma around before giving it to perkele again.
Wow, that is exactly what I was thinking.Flah said:Dragonforce sounds like speed metal Journey.
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