there's always a turkey in the road

[stilleto]

on my way to work. i stop and say hi.

now i think he waits for me. right there on the side of the road, just stands there and looks at me as i pull up. i roll my window down, say hi, and drive off. he's never there on my way home.

it's so cool.

 

[jnevin]

You goddamn bumpkin.

 

[BNG]

Sounds Yummy. I like mine with red pepper sausage dressing, cranberry sauce, and sweet potatoes.

 

[Bikini Mod]

We saw a MAJOR fukkin turkey out in Possum Kingdom Lake. I have never seen a bird run so damned fast. 'Course he was running along side our bikes so I don't quite get it.

Motherfucker was GInorMOUS.

 

[stilleto]

You goddamn bumpkin.

WTF???
oh, you said BUMPKIN. nevermind. I thought you called me a blumkin

 

[fistfullofsteel]

are going to steal it just like how a mysterious horse showed up on your property?

 

[stilleto]

are going to steal it just like how a mysterious horse showed up on your property?

lol
no, he doesn't look very delicious.

he's my new friend.

 

[needtogetaas]

Just run it over and eat it. Turkey is food!!!!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

lol
no, he doesn't look very delicious.

he's my new friend.

you never answered my karma question

 

[jnevin]

WTF???
oh, you said BUMPKIN. nevermind. I thought you called me a blumkin

I really hope blumpkins are made up.

 

[stilleto]

you never answered my karma question

Cause it wasn't me. and you can tell him that.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Just run it over and eat it. Turkey is food!!!!

GOOD FOOD.

I think they call that shit "road kill" here in the south.

 

[jnevin]

Cause it wasn't me. and you can tell him that.

Poor biteme.

 

[stilleto]

We saw a MAJOR fukkin turkey out in Possum Kingdom Lake. I have never seen a bird run so damned fast. 'Course he was running along side our bikes so I don't quite get it.

Motherfucker was GInorMOUS.

you sure it was a turkey and not an ostrich?

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Cause it wasn't me. and you can tell him that.

lol, i never talk to him so you can tell him yourself. i just noticed it out of the blue.

 

[Bikini Mod]

you sure it was a turkey and not an ostrich?

Nope... it was a fuckin 40 pound turkey. Ostrich weigh 350 pounds and are indigenous to Africa.... so I am thinkin either some freak who was smuggled here in Samsonite (more likely EMU though) or a fukkin TEXAN SIZED TURKEY!!!

 

[Arabian]

lol
no, he doesn't look very delicious.

he's my new friend.

lol at new friend

 

[stilleto]

lol, i never talk to him so you can tell him yourself. i just noticed it out of the blue.

yeah, no thanks.

 

[SaladFork]

I think that’s cute! The only thing is come Thanks Giving... Well, you might need to kidnap your new little buddy or you might never see him again .