There outta be a law...

[strongsmartsexy]

I was standing in line at the grocery store. The man in front of me was dressed a bit like I'd imagine SSME to dress only he didn't have the 335lb weight in his car that I know of.

Ladies, imagine this if you will. The man is in his late 60s maybe early 70s. He's wearing a tight wife beater t-shirt, complete with tan lines. (size small) He's also wearing bright LIME GREEN short corduroy shorts, black knee high socks and birkenstocks. Doesn't that just make you sliding off your chair wet?

If the fashion police had been there they'd have locked him away and ate the key.

 

[The Wenis]

awesome. that's like a 4 year old whose parents let him dress himself and he picks out all kinds of crazy shit. i would have complimented the geezer and bought him a beer.

 

[SoreArms]

people who wear socks with any sort of sandal should be mega wedgied and pansed

 

[Smurfy]

cute.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I could look good in that outfit, but you are right, most can't pull it off.

 

[Dial_tone]

corduroy shorts?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

corduroy shorts?

An almost flouresent LIME GREEN corduroy SHORT SHORT SHORT shorts. Almost butt shorts.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

I could look good in that outfit, but you are right, most can't pull it off.

Maybe if you were in the circus. NO ONE would look good dressed like a clown outside the circus, Silly!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Maybe if you were in the circus. NO ONE would look good dressed like a clown outside the circus, Silly!

LoL

 

[string_bean00]

I'd hit it.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I need a cell phone with a camera so I can take pictures of this shit. My retinas are still buzzing from the glow of them shorts...

 

[jenscats5]

LOL

The mental pic I'm getting is funny!!

 

[Dial_tone]

An almost flouresent LIME GREEN corduroy SHORT SHORT SHORT shorts. Almost butt shorts.

He sounds like the old guy that works at Muscle Beach.

 

[Razorguns]

i live in long beach ... where most of the people are dressed by their local dollar store.

don't talk to me about fashion!!! i never see it.

 

[Mr. dB]

i live in long beach ... where most of the people are dressed by their local dollar store.

...or WCC tshirts

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I could pull it off

 

[annabelletx]

I could look good in that outfit, but you are right, most can't pull it off.

. . .uh no you couldn't dear.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

. . .uh no you couldn't dear.

Hey... you are suppost to have my back.

 

[Whiskey]

I could pull it off as long as I was smoking a pipe while wearing a hemminway hat
Nose nuggets!!


Whiskey

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Hey... you are suppost to have my back.

Well, she would have except for that rediculous assertion. Be happy she has enough intelligence to KNOW better even if you don't.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

The man is in his late 60s maybe early 70s

Shiiiiit, I'm rockin' that look in my mid 20's j/k
When you're that old, looks mean jack.

 

[annabelletx]

Shiiiiit, I'm rockin' that look in my mid 20's j/k
When you're that old, looks mean jack.

isn't that the truth. i have alot of elderly home health patients and you wouldn't believe some of the stuff they wear.

i have one male patient that likes to wear ladies silk gowns around the house. he says because they are more comfortable.

 

[BileStew]

isn't that the truth. i have alot of elderly home health patients and you wouldn't believe some of the stuff they wear.

i have one male patient that likes to wear ladies silk gowns around the house. he says because they are more comfortable.

Does he sing songs from West Side Story too?