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MILF69

MILF69

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So I'm at the gym tonight and It's chest day for me. I'm making my way over to the chest press and I come around the corner to find a guy, probably mid fifties, sitting on my machine with his leg crossed over the other reading the fucking newspaper. I swear to God...just like he was at the kitchen table at home having coffee. I took my headphone off and said, "What are you doing?" He says, "I'm relaxing in between sets." I broke out laughing and said, "Listen I'm training here and I seriously use this machine to lift can you get the hell off it and read somewhere else?" He got up looked me over and said, "Yeah it looks like you could probably kick my ass." I told him, "I will if you don't get off the fuckin machine...thanks, have a nice day now...bye bye!" Fuckin tard!!!! :rolleyes:
 
Hey ... my dad told me some bitch was rude to him at the gym today.

Really hurt his feelings ... hope you're happy now.
 
PICK3 said:
Hey ... my dad told me some bitch was rude to him at the gym today.

Really hurt his feelings ... hope you're happy now.
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Pfft. Next time, tell your dad to backhand her. It should make for a good he said / sh said story.
 
Now that wasn't very nice of you. You should have asked him if he wanted you to fetch him a cup of coffee and a doughnut or two.

Whiskey
 
MILF69 said:
How could I look if there was a fuckin newspaper over his cock? Dugh!!!!
;)
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The smile suggests that you asked him to move it. When he asked why, you prolly said something about EF peeps...wait a sec. He prolly didn't ask why, just smiled that he still has it.
 
humantarget said:
old dudes wear those 70's gym shorts with the piping on them. always look for snail trails left by wandering testicles.
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LMFAO...he was wearing those 70's shorts, and knee high sox too!!!!
;)
 
EnderJE said:
Pfft. Next time, tell your dad to backhand her. It should make for a good he said / sh said story.
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I'm gonna backhand your ass right back in that car mr. NO DESSERT FOR YOU!!!!
 
Looking at your avatar I just realized what a fat stomach M.M. had. You could fit a beer bottle in her navel..............Nasty....The only positive thing about her was she was a sex freak. Her body sucked though
 
BOWTECH said:
Looking at your avatar I just realized what a fat stomach M.M. had. You could fit a beer bottle in her navel..............Nasty....The only positive thing about her was she was a sex freak. Her body sucked though
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Uhhh...and your avatar is hot????
:chomp: :chomp: :worried:
 
MILF69 said:
So I'm at the gym tonight and It's chest day for me. I'm making my way over to the chest press and I come around the corner to find a guy, probably mid fifties, sitting on my machine with his leg crossed over the other reading the fucking newspaper. I swear to God...just like he was at the kitchen table at home having coffee. I took my headphone off and said, "What are you doing?" He says, "I'm relaxing in between sets." I broke out laughing and said, "Listen I'm training here and I seriously use this machine to lift can you get the hell off it and read somewhere else?" He got up looked me over and said, "Yeah it looks like you could probably kick my ass." I told him, "I will if you don't get off the fuckin machine...thanks, have a nice day now...bye bye!" Fuckin tard!!!! :rolleyes:
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Sounds good but I dont believe you actually said that to him.
 
i agree.
milf- question... why didn't you just say "excuse me. I'm using that."

i would backhand anyone that spoke to me like that if i was resting between sets.
 
EnderJE said:
Know what I like about Moms? You already know that they'll put out.
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I did not put anything out,all I did was sit down in the bath tub and then 9 months later there she was :worried:
 
MILF69 said:
I have no time to be polite to a slacker!!! LMAO!!
;)
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One day you'll be old, saggy and ugly. You'll *have* to change otherwise people will tell you to "stfu old hag".

women go through 3 personality changes in life. Men are simpler and only go through 2.
 
Lay off the roids babe. Gotta do something between sets. I'd have just politely said that I need the machine.
 
Covergrl80 said:
I did not put anything out,all I did was sit down in the bath tub and then 9 months later there she was :worried:
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OMFG...your baby is the second coming of Christ!
 
Razorguns said:
One day you'll be old, saggy and ugly. You'll *have* to change otherwise people will tell you to "stfu old hag".

women go through 3 personality changes in life. Men are simpler and only go through 2.
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Naw, she'll be the one reading the paper and some kid will brag on how they told her to move her snaggle tooth ass.

Two? Young / Horny and Old / Horny?
 
Why didn't you just ask if you could work in with him?

Usually if you ask it like you are very serious about lifting, they will move.
 
EnderJE said:
She's hardcore.
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yeah, i'd like to think i am too, but the more time you spend in a gym the more you realize that you only have to ask people nicely, and that some people are new to gyms and don't realize they might be in the way, and that EVERYONE rests between sets.
a little respect goes a long way.
 
So many people just don't get gym ettiquette but the last thing I have time for is someone who is "mad at me" (sounds like 3rd grade) where I spend my time & effort to make myself better, more focused & clear the cobwebs.
 
stilleto said:
yeah, i'd like to think i am too, but the more time you spend in a gym the more you realize that you only have to ask people nicely, and that some people are new to gyms and don't realize they might be in the way, and that EVERYONE rests between sets.
a little respect goes a long way.
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bor, I was joking....
 
theoak01 said:
damn everyone sure got pissy up in this mutha fucka
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Only because people don't appreciate attitude at the gym. I always try to be nice at the gym and don't let the people get to me.
 
EnderJE said:
Only because people don't appreciate attitude at the gym. I always try to be nice at the gym and don't let the people get to me.
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on the other hand who likes useless dickheads taking up space in already crowded gyms, resting between sets is one thing but taking time to read a fucking paper is really fucking the dog
 
theoak01 said:
on the other hand who likes useless dickheads taking up space in already crowded gyms, resting between sets is one thing but taking time to read a fucking paper is really fucking the dog
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maybe, but who is anyone to judge. if he rests 5 minutes between sets (as I do for certain things), rather than just sit and stare at the walls, he read. didn't bother anyone and probably didn't know she was using it.
its a "i'm so tough" act we all put on when we think we're gym regulars, till we really are regulars and you become way more tolerant.
 
O.K. so in my own defense...I am normally very polite to people at the gym and keep to myself and focus on the job I am there to do. Last night the gym was as packed more than I have ever seen it. You could barely move. When the gym is packed like that it is rude and uncalled for to be sitting on a machine like you have no clue that other people are around you reading a newspaper. I have never in my life seen a person read a newspaper on a machine at the gym. On cardio, no problem! But not on a machine that people are lined up to work out on? I waited a minute or two to see what this guy was doing before I opened my mouth. He literally sat like he was at the kitchen table drinking his morning cup of coffee. I was irritated, he looked at me like I was insane because I didn't understand why he would be reading a newspaper... I had reason to be bitchy. And by the way...I always ask to work in if someone is on the machine. I am not going to ask to work in with a guy who is reading a newspaper like he's on the shitter!!!!!! :worried:
 
I can see reading during cardio maybe but that's it. I saw a chick reading a novel on a leg press last week. I don't get it.
 
MILF69 said:
O.K. so in my own defense...I am normally very polite to people at the gym and keep to myself and focus on the job I am there to do. Last night the gym was as packed more than I have ever seen it. You could barely move. When the gym is packed like that it is rude and uncalled for to be sitting on a machine like you have no clue that other people are around you reading a newspaper. I have never in my life seen a person read a newspaper on a machine at the gym. On cardio, no problem! But not on a machine that people are lined up to work out on? I waited a minute or two to see what this guy was doing before I opened my mouth. He literally sat like he was at the kitchen table drinking his morning cup of coffee. I was irritated, he looked at me like I was insane because I didn't understand why he would be reading a newspaper... I had reason to be bitchy. And by the way...I always ask to work in if someone is on the machine. I am not going to ask to work in with a guy who is reading a newspaper like he's on the shitter!!!!!! :worried:
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Too late. We hate you. Unless you post nudes.

Yep, it's all about the nudes.
 
He got up looked me over and said, "Yeah it looks like you could probably kick my ass." I told him, "I will if you don't get off the fuckin machine...thanks, have a nice day now...bye bye!"

you'd be pretty mean.




if this really happened.
 
MILF69 said:
So I'm at the gym tonight and It's chest day for me. I'm making my way over to the chest press and I come around the corner to find a guy, probably mid fifties, sitting on my machine with his leg crossed over the other reading the fucking newspaper. I swear to God...just like he was at the kitchen table at home having coffee. I took my headphone off and said, "What are you doing?" He says, "I'm relaxing in between sets." I broke out laughing and said, "Listen I'm training here and I seriously use this machine to lift can you get the hell off it and read somewhere else?" He got up looked me over and said, "Yeah it looks like you could probably kick my ass." I told him, "I will if you don't get off the fuckin machine...thanks, have a nice day now...bye bye!" Fuckin tard!!!! :rolleyes:
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I would have grab him pulled his butt off the machine and told him to go set in the loby..

But that's just me!! :D
 
There's also a lot to be said for nonverbal communication - if you stand there like the question 'Can I work in with you?" is really just rhetorical and you will really just push him over and train around him regardless of what he says, that often lights a fire under said lazy ass. :)
 
BOWTECH said:
I bet I know who it was too......The asshole wears glasses and wears tube socks with the green stripes up to his knees and weighs about 160...lol I remember him when I was training there. Your right he is a dope...........lmao
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Yes...that's him!!! LMFAO!!!!!
;)
 
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