Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below Have a past vs present ppv event pit a team Of old time greats hulk hogan,ric flair,jake the snake, roddy piper ,macho man, managed by jimmy hart vs a team of new yougner stars under 30 like the rock,angle,lesnar ,batista ,john cena managed by paul heyman that would be awesome
The wwe should do this
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The WWE is about to fold!
Ric Flair will give the intro promo... thus scaring everyone else from getting on the mic with his brilliant delivery. Out of jealousy they will cut his limo tires so he can't make it to the arena.
Jake will show up drunk and be arrested for assualting someone in the lobby bar prior to the match.
Roddy Piper will not find a microwave in order to warm his hip up and thus miss the entire match.
Macho Man will show up looking like a tarantula strung out on crystal meth... and the first time Jimmy Hart blaps something over that megaphone, Savage will snap, convince himself that the voices in his head are telling him what to do and chase Hart out of the building.
But don't worry. Hogan with his Complete Creative Control over his character and contract will exercise his right to determine the outcome of the match and proceed to "Hulk Up" immediately at the beginning of the match... deliver the big boot to all his opponents, bodyslam Rock, Angle, Lesnar, Batista, Cena and that fat chic that is always in the front row. Pile the bodies on top of each other, come off the ropes, deliver the Hulkamania Leg Drop to the top of the pile and secure the pin.
Jake will show up drunk and be arrested for assualting someone in the lobby bar prior to the match.
Roddy Piper will not find a microwave in order to warm his hip up and thus miss the entire match.
Macho Man will show up looking like a tarantula strung out on crystal meth... and the first time Jimmy Hart blaps something over that megaphone, Savage will snap, convince himself that the voices in his head are telling him what to do and chase Hart out of the building.
But don't worry. Hogan with his Complete Creative Control over his character and contract will exercise his right to determine the outcome of the match and proceed to "Hulk Up" immediately at the beginning of the match... deliver the big boot to all his opponents, bodyslam Rock, Angle, Lesnar, Batista, Cena and that fat chic that is always in the front row. Pile the bodies on top of each other, come off the ropes, deliver the Hulkamania Leg Drop to the top of the pile and secure the pin.
BowlingForSoup
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AAP's not far off. Have you SEEN Jake the Snake? The last time I saw him was on that movie "Beyond the Mat" or something like that. He's evidentally hooked on coke or whatever drug there is that can dull the pain of human existence. Piper's hip is like paper thin. What I wanna know is what happened to the Ultimate Warrior? He's been gone for YEARS, Sid Vicious too. Although the last time I saw him, he snapped his tibia coming off the top rope on WCW. So yeah.
No one wants the Warrior and his mindless propaganda. I swear, he gives Jesse Jackson a run for the money in the department of making up new words. Also, now days, he looks like shit. And a lot of the current top talent harbor resentment towards him from back when he was the pre-runner to Goldbergs little streak and everyone was feed and forced to job to him.
