The UPS Guy Hates Me

[Hannibal]

A couple of weeks ago I ordered a couple of bars for the gym. The first one to arrive was a Safety Squat Bar. UPS guy rang the doorbell...he was coughin and weezin...and he had dropped the bar in the grass...you could tell that it "whooped him". This time he must have known what he was in for because he backed his truck to within a few inches of my garage door. I heard his truck and opened the door...he somehow managed to get the bar into the garage. Then looked up, and said "there's ANOTHER one"...with a real look of disgust on his face.

If it wouldn't cost me a fortune in shipping I would get my Monolift sent through UPS just to see him wrestle with it.

 

[The Shadow]

lol

I'll chip in if you video....

 

[Hannibal]

I'll chip in if you video....

You'll have to chip in on a the cost of a shovel too...I think we would have to burry him where he fell.

 

[TheProject]

Woo hoo! New toys!

Sweet!

 

[Freak Show]

one would think that with all the lifting they do on a daily basis, they would be something that sort of resembled "fit". oh well, i once thought happyscrappy was "fit" until i found out he has a trained monkey to wipe his ass and tie his shoes. Lardburger.

p.s. my mail man wants to kill me.

 

[Hannibal]

The bar's here? Can we use it tonight?

Yeah...for deads after we get with SS Bar GM's.

 

[HappyScrappy]

one would think that with all the lifting they do on a daily basis, they would be something that sort of resembled "fit". oh well, i once thought happyscrappy was "fit" until i found out he has a trained monkey to wipe his ass and tie his shoes. Lardburger.

p.s. my mail man wants to kill me.

why is it that when I don't check on a thread, someone's always rippin' on me?
and I'm totally fit. here's a poem that proves it.

Starry night, my soul is bare.
My life without you is not fair.
I wish you were here girl.
Then we could curl.
becuase I know you like to work out.
and not just walk out.
like you did for that dude before.

 

[Hannibal]

Deads and GM's? Tonight?

ME GM's....then some kinda pull.

 

[Hannibal]

Hey, it's a PR day...since we haven't done SS BAR GM's yet.

 

[Hannibal]

I'm gonna go get some cheddar peppers and psych myself up.

I could go for some of those right now myself....probably add 20lbs to my top weight today. Cheddar Peppers are the key...

...just don't tell everyone.

 

[Hannibal]

They are mandatory ME squat day food, no question.

Yeah, but we need to keep it on the DOWN LOW...or else everyone will total ELITE