The Untilmate Strength Only Cycle

[bblazer]

OK, so you're sitting in your chair rubbing one out to some rerun of Patrick Swaze in Roadhouse when it hits you that if you were just able to pull 1000 lbs you too could kick ass like that. You work out hard, and hove the body of a Greek God, but there is nothing behind all that 5% bf and bulk. You need strength! After all how the hell are you going top throw three guys over a pool table and through a plate glass window at the same time without just pure unadulterated strength?

You know you need some serious AAS (and I'm not talking the kind of ASS you get from your sister). And you need it now!

Money is no object because you have been pilfering your grandmother's Social Security checks for the last 18 months while you live in her basement stealing cable from the neighbor because the old bag is too cheap to get the premium channels.

So what stack fills your needs? Test c/var/halo? Test p/winny/var?

What are the thoughts in this area? What would a pure strength cycle look like?

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[brew]

OK, so you're sitting in your chair rubbing one out to some rerun of Patrick Swaze in Roadhouse

Were you spying on me in 1989? The blonde with the teased hair was hot when I was 12. Thanks for buying the VHS mom & dad

 

[Acela]

Test Suspension 50 mgs ED 1-6
D/bol 30 mgs ED 1-6
Tren Ace 50 mgs ED 1-6

= wicked strong

 

[bblazer]

Test suspension hurts!

B-

 

[EZ_E]

Rubbing one out to Patrick Swayze?

 

[bblazer]

Rubbing one out to Patrick Swayze?

Not only can he kick the shit out all of the town thugs at once, he's a great dancer too.

He could kick Apollo Creed's ass any day!

B-

 

[rockdoc]

Not only can he kick the shit out all of the town thugs at once, he's a great dancer too.

He could kick Apollo Creed's ass any day!

B-

Doesn't matter how great a dancer he is or how many asses he can kick at once, I'm not rubbin' one out to him.

 

[bblazer]

Doesn't matter how great a dancer he is or how many asses he can kick at once, I'm not rubbin' one out to him.

Given the proper dose of test you would. My office phone makes me horny at 500 mg/week.

B-

 

[EZ_E]

Maybe the blonde with the big 80's hair that strips on the stage towards the end of the movie

 

[wolfman87]

lol this thread is funny. but if i wanted to get wicked strong i'd probably go with test p/halo/tren/masteron. in real life i would never do that one tho. i don't really like guys named "jerome" or "julio" breathing down my neck in small areas if you smell what i'm steppin in...

p.s. instead of using swayze to be gay in a basment, why don't you use swayze to get laid in a basement with my simple retard proof 5 point plan. 1. call over the hottest chick who will answer your phone call. 2. put on dirty dancing when she arrives. 3. anywhere from 15-30 minutes (depends on how fast you work) into the film she'll be ready to tickle tonsils. 4. progress at the same speed as the movie 5. be sure to have done / be doing the deed by the time the credits roll around because that's when the spell breaks.