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Nathan
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He once spent an entire 8 days with his anus immersed in a large aquarium full of water for the sole purpose of letting a significant amount of algae grow on his posterior. He did this because he firmly believed that if he dedicated himself to this endeavor then the gods of sex and algae would grant him sexual enlightenment. He ended up getting a rather serious infection surrounding his rectum that caused him great distress, what with the itching and the persistent burning sensation and all. Of course, the gods of sex and algae are a mere figment if his imagination and so the retard in question was deeply disappointed and angered by this waste of time and a perfectly good rectum.
TheProject took it upon himself to warn the world of these false idols by donning an Aquaman costume he rented and tearing the crotch out of the bottoms to reveal his phallus. Obviously, this just got his ass thrown in jail but fortunately, his time in prison was not a complete waste since there he met and fell in love with a hemaphrodite by the name of Willy Nipples. Good old Willy went to town with TheProject's already delicate anus, soaking it repeatedly with a healthy amount of semen. Miraculously, Willy's mutated sperm combined with the remnants of the algae that had grown on TheProject's bum spawned a new form of life, one that grew and flourished within the depths of his colon. With time, this new species, which came to be known as Homo algaeanus, left TheProject's bum once they had outgrown it and had need of a more versatile environment in which to live. Homo algaeanus continued to evolve at an alarmingly rapid pace and continued to grow. Within a matter of a mere couple years, this species had completely evolved into yet another, even more bizarre species that is commonly known today as the 'tree sloth'.
TheProject moved his new family to the rainforests of Southern Africe with his lover Willy Nipples where they all lived happliy ever after.
And that is the story of how TheProject inadvertently spawned the tree sloth.
TheProject took it upon himself to warn the world of these false idols by donning an Aquaman costume he rented and tearing the crotch out of the bottoms to reveal his phallus. Obviously, this just got his ass thrown in jail but fortunately, his time in prison was not a complete waste since there he met and fell in love with a hemaphrodite by the name of Willy Nipples. Good old Willy went to town with TheProject's already delicate anus, soaking it repeatedly with a healthy amount of semen. Miraculously, Willy's mutated sperm combined with the remnants of the algae that had grown on TheProject's bum spawned a new form of life, one that grew and flourished within the depths of his colon. With time, this new species, which came to be known as Homo algaeanus, left TheProject's bum once they had outgrown it and had need of a more versatile environment in which to live. Homo algaeanus continued to evolve at an alarmingly rapid pace and continued to grow. Within a matter of a mere couple years, this species had completely evolved into yet another, even more bizarre species that is commonly known today as the 'tree sloth'.
TheProject moved his new family to the rainforests of Southern Africe with his lover Willy Nipples where they all lived happliy ever after.
And that is the story of how TheProject inadvertently spawned the tree sloth.
