The truth about Star

[Star]

To answer all questions:

Yes, I am alive.

No, I have not been taken by extra terrestrials (even though I did have sex with a pretty far out guy.

No, I have not forgotten...nor will I ever forget about my ef friends.

Yes, I am still perpetually horny.

Yes, my puter has been down.

Yes, I am still as mean as I am sexy.

No, I don't miss you........(just kidding).

Star

 

[naturally anabolic]

jesus! long time no see! i thought something happened to you hun.

 

[Lao Tzu]

you left?

 

[jesus 2]

jesus 2 is here for you, too!

 

[vinylgroover]

You were great too babe

-ET

 

[Star]

lol.............VG.

 

[spongebob]

take your hands off your boobs, i need some jackoff material.

 

[Lestat]

welcome back

 

[spentagn]

take your hands off your boobs, i need some jackoff material.

subtle, yet sensuous.

 

[spongebob]

subtle, yet sensuous.

thats me, always the ladies man. i know how to treat a gal.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Best line I've ever heard. Suave, sophisticated, yet debonair.

They will be married within 6 months. Chicks can't get enough of subtleness like that.

 

[spongebob]

Best line I've ever heard. Suave, sophisticated, yet debonair.

They will be married within 6 months. Chicks can't get enough of subtleness like that.

whats funny is that there are actually some chicks who like it. or even worse. it must be some kind of complex, like everything else is i guess.

 

[DownUnder23]

yum

 

[strider364]

I missed your avatar!

 

[Puddles]

Welcome home, beautiful!

 

[Star]

minor kerplunks with the computer.........etc etc.. Any new luscious newbies appear? My netherworld does belong to Lestat but hey there is a lot left after that....lol.

Star

 

[The Ranger]

Glad to see ya back Buttercup....I do hope your health has improved since the last time we talked....

Much luck in the future Darl'in......

Ranger

 

[lil k]

glad you are back you sexy thing.....

 

[theoak01]

Glad to see your still alive

how are you and your daughter doing?

 

[Taps]

Good to see you back.

 

[Jimsbbc]

nice to see your hot tits again. I was beginning to miss your attitude and that avatar

 

[WODIN]

Good to see your sexy self back around beautiful.

 

[MFMan]

Welcome back.

 

[Star]

I do take a long break don't I? My daughter is doing wonderful I have actually gotten her to clean......now if I can only teach myself the house won't smell anymore.....lol.

 

[lil k]

welcome back you sexy thing....yowza!!

 

[SofaGeorge]

I missed you.

 

[Star]

how ya been hot stuff? (that goes for both of ya)

 

[Citruscide]

I thought tornados didn't harass you folk this time of year?

C-ditty

 

[bigguns7]

We need you to come back. Bikinimom has been producing enough estrogen-induced bitch fests for the both of you. Time for you two to split the work.

 

[Bullit]

I thought tornados didn't harass you folk this time of year?

C-ditty

 

[Star]

REMEMBER WHAT WE WANTED TO FIND BEFORE TRUELY NEED YOUR HELP SOFA GEORGE. i REALLY TREALLY DO. dON'T KNOW ANYONE AROUNED WHERE IT IS AVAILABLE. SO CAN YA HELP ME AND MY THE CURIOSITIYT OF THIS KITTYHERE.

STAR

 

[MortyJackson]

REMEMBER WHAT WE WANTED TO FIND BEFORE TRUELY NEED YOUR HELP SOFA GEORGE. i REALLY TREALLY DO. dON'T KNOW ANYONE AROUNED WHERE IT IS AVAILABLE. SO CAN YA HELP ME AND MY THE CURIOSITIYT OF THIS KITTYHERE.

STAR

I may be able to help you if you show me your tits!!

 

[Star]

I thought tornados didn't harass you folk this time of year?

C-ditty

They don't, Just shizzit talkin wannabes.

 

[strengthfiend]

I'm disappointed I thought this thread was going to be about Star Jones. She's a lawyer.

Strengthfiend

 

[Citruscide]

They don't, Just shizzit talkin wannabes.

That wouldn't happen to be the local automechanics would it??? I mean... if you get AAA coverage, does that help if you get a flat tire on your house???

C-ditty

 

[bbforlife]

^

 

[bigguns7]

REMEMBER WHAT WE WANTED TO FIND BEFORE TRUELY NEED YOUR HELP SOFA GEORGE. i REALLY TREALLY DO. dON'T KNOW ANYONE AROUNED WHERE IT IS AVAILABLE. SO CAN YA HELP ME AND MY THE CURIOSITIYT OF THIS KITTYHERE.

STAR

Oh my God, she's gone looney.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I thought you were going to tell us that you were SliceofPeach2, then I was going to burn my voodoo doll of her that I made out of a beach ball and crisco.

 

[Spartacus]

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."