The strangest thing happened today....

[marshallmadman]

I was walking into the mall, and there were two girls standing by the entrance. The one girl was running her mouth about how she's going to have all of he children naturally, because she's deathly scared of needles, and doesn't want an epidural. She was a real loudmouth because I could hear her 100 feet away. As I walked past them she wheels around, and yells (mid conversation) "DAMN! you got a nice ass". I was about 5 feet into the door, and I hear her yelling. I turned around, and she was leaning back trying to get a better look. It made me feel pretty damn good. Just thought I'd share. I laughed pretty hard all the way to Vitamin World, because that's just something you imagine hard-up guys yelling at chicks in the mall. Let the flames begin...

 

[EnderJE]

 

[jerkbox]

was she a big fat person?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Sweet. A great ego booster, I'm sure...

 

[ViperHMS]

LOL, I feel you. I had a chick at Dillards stop me once when I was leaving and she told me to keep wearing the pants I was wearing. Then another time I was in my car and could keep hearing some girls talking. So I look over and they are two lanes aways and trying to get my attention. Right before the lights turned green she said your hot. Then we all drove off. Damit, if it wasn't for my car overheating i'd chase them down.

But I like your story best of all.

 

[ViperHMS]

Then this one time at band camp.

 

[marshallmadman]

was she a big fat person?

Naw, I would have expected that from a fat loudmouth bitch. You know the type. She was actually okay. She was the type of girl that you wouldn't go after, but if she went for you, you'd hit it. Nothin' long term though.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

bor, she said shes scared of needles. once you got to 3rd base, it would be all over

good thing you kept walking

 

[jenscats5]

This thread is useless without pics!!

 

[MrMuscle]

yeah, post the ass

 

[Spartacus]

takin' a piss
heard a girl in the sack mention the same

 

[marshallmadman]

yeah, post the ass

Bare ass, or with the jeans I had on?

 

[deltreefitness]

Bare ass, or with the jeans I had on?

Both.

 

[string_bean00]

bor, she said shes scared of needles. once you got to 3rd base, it would be all over

good thing you kept walking

lol

 

[marshallmadman]

Both.

I'll get to work on it. My digital camera is sitting right here, but I have no one to take the pics. I'll see what I can do.

 

[HumorMe]

I know a woman like that. The first time I met her, she was an absolute knockout. As soon as she spoke about two sentences, I almost threw up. Loudmouth and horsey sounding with a low raspy voice. She sounded like Mr. Ed the talking horse when she laughed.
Sad

 

[deltreefitness]

I'll get to work on it. My digital camera is sitting right here, but I have no one to take the pics. I'll see what I can do.

Use a mirror.

 

[jaded]

lol

 

[Smurfy]

welcome to my world.

 

[evansteve]

I have only had 2 cat calls from females before. And that was when I was in the best shape of my life, go figure.

you women are lucky, us men let you know all the time when we think u are beautiful.

 

[Deterass]

Did you get his name?

 

[ceo]

welcome to my world.

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