plornive
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Was it greasy and runny? Did it separate easily as you penetrated its membrane with your teeth? What sensations in your mouth did the juices induce.Ulcasterdropout said:Meatloaf had bad gyno...
The juice is loose?
Was it greasy and runny? Did it separate easily as you penetrated its membrane with your teeth? What sensations in your mouth did the juices induce.Ulcasterdropout said:Meatloaf had bad gyno...
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!plornive said:The cosmological difference is exasperatin me testicles!
SChNEEEEeIerly-B0p!!!!
I'm thinking I took this thead a little tad of a smidgen too literally.
So, I will end my post with a question:
What part of your cesspool of a childhood laid the foundation leading to you wasting your time in reading this worthless post, in this worthless thread, in a forum that never really did you any good any way you look at it?
Faggits.
I'm copying this because its that good. I'm even going to recopy after I type this sentence so that I don't lost this part. Including all words after I just said that. Including the period. And all of the sentences after it. And even the period after the last sentence. And any extra blank space afterwards.
So don't worry (I'm gonna copy this sentence too). (I'm also going to copy this, because parentheses count too) (including the actual parentheses)
I copied it.

plornive said:I've got my Geigh-ger Counter
lame but funnyDid mandy fall asleep?Mandy said:Again,
ZZZZZZZZ.......
I'm done.Mandy said:I definately do NOT snore.
Plorn and his weirdo replys are putting me to sleep though.
That would be me. The Brim-Reaper of Threads.Mandy said:And whats with his scary avatar???
What I would like to know is what DRUGS he is on tonight!
Good question.Ulcasterdropout said:Do you recommend Selegiline?
Mandy said:I definately do NOT snore.
Plorn and his weirdo replys are putting me to sleep though.
What flavor oatmeal you like? I love cream & strawberries!Pamela said:I've got to have my oatmeal right now.
Yeah webcam sex is the best!JerseyArt said:Webcam sex seemed like a good idea at the time. But now I'm hornier than before it happened.
I wonder if she'll call? Does she still respect me? Does my ass look fat on the webcam....oh God I bet my ass looked fat on the webcam. If the screen makes me look at least ten pounds bigger, how much of that is in my penis?
RADAR said:This is me saying hi!
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RADAR

I like your insight.KillahBee said:I gave a speech to an ex girlfriend yesterday where I said something along the lines of, "When 90% of the rest of the world, including you, is stripped of everything and thrown in the corner of an empty room all alone, they can't handle it. They need their TV and their People Magazine and their celebrities and their drama and their petty office rumors bullshit because they do not have the confidence to stay in that dark empty room by themselves and survive. Me? I fucking love that room. I gain confidence in that room when I am all by myself."
I am a little off, I must admit.

Bodybuilding guns? Yeah. Got 2 huge ones! LOL.westsnoop said:Anyone here into BB guns?
LMAO... actually he and I had some at 3am this morning...deteras1 said:How about some phone sex?
Thats not really cheating.![]()

coldblue1955 said:Bodybuilding guns? Yeah. Got 2 huge ones! LOL.
But peanut butter also has protein!RADAR said:Peanut butter is fattening i heard...................................
RADAR
jelly beans don't count. lol.Ulcasterdropout said:I need to find a new bean for my diet.....
I never had crystal light drink. Maybe i should.Mandy said:Who loves CRYSTAL LIGHT as much as I do??? It is so damn delicious!!!
can you deadlift 500lbs? well i can!gonelifting said:I just did legs.

KillahBee said:Dude - you are part of the problem. I need you to be part of the solution. I can't do this alone.
KillahBee said:Due to the law of diminishing returns, masturbating is losing it's fun. Remember when you first started doing it? The fun, the excitement, the anticipation - those were good times. I have come to the point where watching porn is as benign as sharpening a pencil (no pun intended). Masturbating is now becoming a duty, it is no longer a "fun thing to do". I fear that when I do hit rock bottom, when blowing a load all over myself is no longer the highlight of my weekend, I may have lost all hope in life. This is a cry for help. So this is what a feels like, when doves cry...![]()
Need a little excitement?PIGEON-RAT said:you need to start getting into fetish shit, so there's some new excitement.
Wild Gamebluepeter said:farm animal fun
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