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Ulcasterdropout said:
Meatloaf had bad gyno...
Was it greasy and runny? Did it separate easily as you penetrated its membrane with your teeth? What sensations in your mouth did the juices induce.

The juice is loose?
 
plornive said:
The cosmological difference is exasperatin me testicles!

SChNEEEEeIerly-B0p!!!!

I'm thinking I took this thead a little tad of a smidgen too literally.

So, I will end my post with a question:

What part of your cesspool of a childhood laid the foundation leading to you wasting your time in reading this worthless post, in this worthless thread, in a forum that never really did you any good any way you look at it?

Faggits.

I'm copying this because its that good. I'm even going to recopy after I type this sentence so that I don't lost this part. Including all words after I just said that. Including the period. And all of the sentences after it. And even the period after the last sentence. And any extra blank space afterwards.

So don't worry (I'm gonna copy this sentence too). (I'm also going to copy this, because parentheses count too) (including the actual parentheses)

I copied it.
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! :mad: :evil: :mad: :evil: :mad: :evil:
 
I've got my Geigh-ger Counter

an my Geigh-diation suit too

Coz mandy look "on da cum"

an brad-G'l prolly talk about poo
 
Peanut butter is fattening i heard...................................


RADAR
 
If you stare into the nipple, the nipple stares into you too.

The Elite Fitness resolution to see bradg as phat and geigh, made bradg phat and geigh.

I fuck, therefore I cum.

If a woody pops as a result of this thread, is this thread the cause of any fornication that ensues?
 
Mandy said:
Again,
ZZZZZZZZ.......
Did mandy fall asleep?

A deep sleep without a peep?

Didn't he go far enough deep?

Or are you already satisfied?

An Hence your aversion stratified....

to bradgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :mad:


Oh!
Take, these broken wings!
 
Mandy said:
And whats with his scary avatar???
What I would like to know is what DRUGS he is on tonight!
That would be me. The Brim-Reaper of Threads.

I am not under the influence of any drugs. However, just to mock you I placed a blister pack of Selegiline on my seat and I'm ON it right now. Howz that?
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
Do you recommend Selegiline?
Good question.

I find that it helps me to concentrate. Another thing: if you have days where you have bad nutrition/hydration/sleep, then it can help you to concentrate. Second-to-lastly: it seems to reduce addictive behavior, but it can make you slightly hyperactive.

Lastly: it seems to have tamed the beast formerly known as Schlong :(

But when i stop taking it, he puts the "would" right back into "would you like to fuck?"
 
www.selegiline.com

It probably isn't a very good anti-depressant. The only side effects I noticed, other than the ones mentioned above, are some muscle aches and throbbing of the head probably due to higher levels of neurotransmitters. Nothing big. Seems to go away after taking it for a week.

The sexual side effects don't seem to happen to everyone. I seem to be a freak-of-nature in this sense. It isn't a very good anti-depressant, but it helps to maintain concentration/calm.

I haven't tried Amineptine. Maybe I'll try that some day.
 
Mandy said:
I definately do NOT snore.
Plorn and his weirdo replys are putting me to sleep though.


Learn the lingo................That was snoring.

This is sleeping........................... :sleep2:


This is snoring.....................ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


This is snoring something terrible............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
Islept 3 hours last night.

I went to bed at 4AM.
 
I can say with almost certainty that I`m not Tiger88.
 
Webcam sex seemed like a good idea at the time. But now I'm hornier than before it happened.

I wonder if she'll call? Does she still respect me? Does my ass look fat on the webcam....oh God I bet my ass looked fat on the webcam. If the screen makes me look at least ten pounds bigger, how much of that is in my penis?
 
Be your own boss. It`s so catchy but so used up at the same time.
 
JerseyArt said:
Webcam sex seemed like a good idea at the time. But now I'm hornier than before it happened.

I wonder if she'll call? Does she still respect me? Does my ass look fat on the webcam....oh God I bet my ass looked fat on the webcam. If the screen makes me look at least ten pounds bigger, how much of that is in my penis?
Yeah webcam sex is the best! :p
 
I gave a speech to an ex girlfriend yesterday where I said something along the lines of, "When 90% of the rest of the world, including you, is stripped of everything and thrown in the corner of an empty room all alone, they can't handle it. They need their TV and their People Magazine and their celebrities and their drama and their petty office rumors bullshit because they do not have the confidence to stay in that dark empty room by themselves and survive. Me? I fucking love that room. I gain confidence in that room when I am all by myself."

I am a little off, I must admit.
 
RADAR said:
This is me saying hi!

:wavey:



:)


RADAR

This is me saying damn all of the TEST makes me horny. :horny:
 
KillahBee said:
I gave a speech to an ex girlfriend yesterday where I said something along the lines of, "When 90% of the rest of the world, including you, is stripped of everything and thrown in the corner of an empty room all alone, they can't handle it. They need their TV and their People Magazine and their celebrities and their drama and their petty office rumors bullshit because they do not have the confidence to stay in that dark empty room by themselves and survive. Me? I fucking love that room. I gain confidence in that room when I am all by myself."

I am a little off, I must admit.
I like your insight.
 
I went to a birthday party yesterday where I saw ...people. I don`t get out much. My conclusion, people are`nt muscular. They are small... and fat at the same time.
 
I really want to go to the beach right now..but bodytemple75 was playing playstation until 6 in the morning and now I can't get him to wake up
 
GL, you better get yo ass in da gym

Whiskey
 
ouch, the last time I did dead lifts, I think I let my form slip a little and the lower back was in a little pain. Teaches me a lesson huh?

Whiskey
 
Lessons are good to learn.

I`m so tired.

SOOOOOO tired.
 
I wonder what kind of pie Viking baked


Mmmm pie
 
I thought that I was pregnant today, but I just had to poop really bad.

Whiskey
 
[i dont mean to sound like queer or anything but i think depeche mode is a sweet band
 
Due to the law of diminishing returns, masturbating is losing it's fun. Remember when you first started doing it? The fun, the excitement, the anticipation - those were good times. I have come to the point where watching porn is as benign as sharpening a pencil (no pun intended). Masturbating is now becoming a duty, it is no longer a "fun thing to do". I fear that when I do hit rock bottom, when blowing a load all over myself is no longer the highlight of my weekend, I may have lost all hope in life. This is a cry for help. So this is what a feels like, when doves cry... :bawling:
 
I truly believe there are a predetermined number of orgasms a guy can have. Maybe you`re approaching your limit.
 
KillahBee said:
Dude - you are part of the problem. I need you to be part of the solution. I can't do this alone.


When you say "Solution" Do you mean like a bleach and vinegar blend? Tastes very bitter and bitter. Ive never tasted it though.

I`m sorry for your masturbating problems.
 
KillahBee said:
Due to the law of diminishing returns, masturbating is losing it's fun. Remember when you first started doing it? The fun, the excitement, the anticipation - those were good times. I have come to the point where watching porn is as benign as sharpening a pencil (no pun intended). Masturbating is now becoming a duty, it is no longer a "fun thing to do". I fear that when I do hit rock bottom, when blowing a load all over myself is no longer the highlight of my weekend, I may have lost all hope in life. This is a cry for help. So this is what a feels like, when doves cry... :bawling:

you need to start getting into fetish shit, so there's some new excitement.
 
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