The REAL 10 Commandments

[strongsmartsexy]

Exodus 34:13-28

1. Thou shalt worship no other god.
2. Thou shalt make thee no molten gods.
3. The feast of unleavened bread thou shalt keep.
4. Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest.
5. Thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest, and the feast of ingathering at the year's end.
6. Thrice in the year shall all your men children appear before the Lord God.
7. Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven.
8. Neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning.
9. The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the Lord thy God.
10. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk.

 

[CFZB]

Exodus 34:13-28

10. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk.

well i guess im out....shit

 

[HumorMe]

Exodus 34:13-28


4. Six days thou shalt work, but on the wednesday and the seventh day thou shalt playeth golf.

 

[CFZB]

AAAaaaahhhhaaaaahahahhhahhahahahhamen

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Silly boy, golf is for people who can't fish!

 

[manny78]

So I get a ticket to Hell ?

 

[HumorMe]

I must be the exception then.

I won $815 in a golf tournament last weekend.

Took my daughter fishing yesterday and slayed them. Had a good time plus my 8 year old daughter had a blast and that is the only thing that counts.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

So I get a ticket to Hell ?

They give out tickets for that? Since I don't believe in hell, that would be a ticket to nowhere. Besides that I spent seven years in Phoenix, so in actually I've already done my time in hell.

 

[Dakotah]

hey pheonix is hot but not hell
i love pheonix thats my hometown and omg it is hott