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The problem with humanity:

Mr. dB

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I've figured it out, why humanity is so fucked. It's all the women's fault. They're born with defective reproductive organs that are inadequate for the task of birthing a large-brained creature. So humans are born undeveloped, so that their heads will pass through their mothers' birth canals.

If the women were only flexible enough to pass a proper large-brained sentient being, then we wouldn't all have to be born fucking retarded and helpless. And as a result of this retardation and helplessness, the females have these bizarre instincts for clinging to their defective, disgusting little crotchfruit. We are then forced to be exposed constantly to the logic and reason-free female brains until we can develop a sufficient level of independence, while wallowing in our own feces. It rots our brains.
 
old black blues singers broached this subject decades ago. you gotta read between
the lines, but it's there.
 
Mr. dB said:
I've figured it out, why humanity is so fucked. It's all the women's fault. They're born with defective reproductive organs that are inadequate for the task of birthing a large-brained creature. So humans are born undeveloped, so that their heads will pass through their mothers' birth canals.

If the women were only flexible enough to pass a proper large-brained sentient being, then we wouldn't all have to be born fucking retarded and helpless. And as a result of this retardation and helplessness, the females have these bizarre instincts for clinging to their defective, disgusting little crotchfruit. We are then forced to be exposed constantly to the logic and reason-free female brains until we can develop a sufficient level of independence, while wallowing in our own feces. It rots our brains.
when's the last time you touched a woman?
 
Mr. dB said:
I've figured it out, why humanity is so fucked. It's all the women's fault. They're born with defective reproductive organs that are inadequate for the task of birthing a large-brained creature. So humans are born undeveloped, so that their heads will pass through their mothers' birth canals.

If the women were only flexible enough to pass a proper large-brained sentient being, then we wouldn't all have to be born fucking retarded and helpless. And as a result of this retardation and helplessness, the females have these bizarre instincts for clinging to their defective, disgusting little crotchfruit. We are then forced to be exposed constantly to the logic and reason-free female brains until we can develop a sufficient level of independence, while wallowing in our own feces. It rots our brains.


Actually, that's solution right there, ironically enough. The bigger the brains, the bigger the messes people can create for each other. That's just life.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
Actually, that's solution right there, ironically enough. The bigger the brains, the bigger the messes people can create for each other. That's just life.

Wow, you're even more misanthropic than I am. I at least assumed that functioning brains can be used for problem-solving.
 
Smurfy said:
when's the last time you touched a woman?


I was wondering the same thing. I guess ole boy hasn't wallowed in the seedy underbelly of the internet like I have............I've seen women pass ridiculous items out of their bagina's.....:whatever: And furthermore, babies knock walls down that can never be rebuilt.............I say we need even smaller brained babies so that the vag's remain tight. I've known women that never got it back and only did anal after their births'..........that has to suck when even big donkey dick black guys can't get a woman off anymore. That's just blown out at that point.

























:lmao:
 
Mr. dB said:
Wow, you're even more misanthropic than I am. I at least assumed that functioning brains can be used for problem-solving.


lololol. the problem as i see it is that very intelligent people are often not on the same page. too much of our reality is based on subjectivity vs. concrete truth. maybe if people lived long enough we'd make more progress. we've repeated our failures so many times already though. education is key, but then we'd all have to be getting the same exact education, which would ultimately lead to universal conformity. what kind of life would that be? there'll never be an easy answer. if there was, (you know the rest).
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Check your pants, there's probably a lot of space in there not being used.

Yeah, I'm about nine feet shy of a ten foot pole down there.
 
javaguru said:
Can you post the lyrics...I get angry rants all the time at work and they sound the same.


The end of the song pretty much sums it up. "The beauty of the pain,
destruction of the human race".
 
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