The Perfect Woman

[all the whey]

One that won't eat my pantry snacks, will make the bed, and not slam the god damn car door!!

 

[javaguru]

One that won't eat my pantry snacks, will make the bed, and not slam the god damn car door!!

You forgot picking up loose change that ends up on the floor.

 

[musclemom]

i voted for everything except the last 3

So genuine niceness is not something we need to include in the Perfect Woman Construct, okey dokey.

 

[dirty~d~]

So genuine niceness is not something we need to include in the Perfect Woman Construct, okey dokey.

Nah, men like real beotches so they don't have to feel guilty when they call us beotch.

 

[musclemom]

One that won't eat my pantry snacks, will make the bed, and not slam the god damn car door!!

But I thought the consensus was that nice is NOT a prerequisite ... maybe I should have included "Labotomized Zombie" or "one who is nursing an eating disorder" as well *sigh*

 

[all the whey]

So genuine niceness is not something we need to include in the Perfect Woman Construct, okey dokey.

I think you will be surprised on how many men vote for I can overlook a lot if a woman is genuinely nice

 

[all the whey]

But I thought the consensus was that nice is NOT a prerequisite ... maybe I should have included "Labotomized Zombie" or "one who is nursing an eating disorder" as well *sigh*

Is there a choice for a woman with a good sense of humor and not so god damn Dramatic?

 

[all the whey]

Btw

I can overlook a lot if a woman is genuinely nice

A gentle and compassionate nature

should have (if one exists) next to them.

A lot of guys might not have actually met a girl like that.

 

[musclemom]

Is there a choice for a woman with a good sense of humor and not so god damn Dramatic?

Oh get over yourself. I've been married since I was 18, I either need intensive therapy or I've got one hell of a sense of humor

 

[all the whey]

Oh get over yourself. I've been married since I was 18, I either need intensive therapy or I've got one hell of a sense of humor

Maybe your still married because your husband doesn't argue with you when you are dramatic?