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The perfect mate.

Big Rick Rock

Big Rick Rock

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Please raise your glass for a toast...

"Here is to the girls that we love, and here is to the ones that actually love us... Since the women we love are never going to love us back, how about we make the best of whatever we have in the sack."


Lets talk about the ones we love... If you could find the perfect mate, what would he/she be like?

If you could ask God to custom make you a wife/husband, what would you ask for?



-BRR
 
Funny in a very sarcastic, witty way
Could give a shit about faux attention from random dudes
Very giving, unselfish, caring
Good cook
Realist
Very open sexually and aggressive, would have to realize the connection between love and good sex
Great kisser
Would be able to hang out with me for a day without being a hassle
GET THE FUCK READY ON TIME!!!
 
~Someone who loves me for who I am-- flaws and all.
~Someone who makes me feel at home when I'm in his arms
~Someone who's really in touch with who he is and comfy enough with himself to be 100% honest with me.
~Someone who brings out the best in me and I bring out the best in him but he doesn't need me to be happy. I make him happy but I'm not his identity.
~Dark or sarcastic sense of humor
~Someone who has a lot of drive in life- lots of goals and lots of follow through
~A general passion for life- throws themselves completely into everything he does
~Lives to give oral
 
someone who makes me as happy as i make her. simple really. everything else is just icing on the cake.
 
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My wife. :)

Perfect = gets better everyday. Without sounding cliche, marriage ( if it's right )does get better with age. Each day I find a new reason to love my wife, whether it's interaction with our girls, the way she makes me feel, or the way she breathes.........something is always better.
 
I think a lot of folks just kind of settle for good enough, they lack the patience and wisdom to find the perfect life mate.
Some people get caught up with the first or second piece of ass they get their hands on when they are 19yrls and decide to make a life out of it. There are some folks that just do the opposite, they live it up when young, maybe passing up any opportunities to settle down with their perfect life mate, only to end up middle aged and desperate to get married.


I do think most people just settle. They settle for “safe” and for “good enough”…

Some are smart enough to force themselves to grow love and accept their imperfect mate, if not for who they are… Maybe for the safety they bring since the world of the single people has dangers like “rejection” and “loneliness”…
Some not-so-smart ones realized too late that they’ve settled, and try to make a god awful attempt at getting their partners to be what they wanted in the first place. When they finally give up on them they start looking out the window.




-BRR
 
pitbullstl said:
My wife. :)

Perfect = gets better everyday. Without sounding cliche, marriage ( if it's right )does get better with age. Each day I find a new reason to love my wife, whether it's interaction with our girls, the way she makes me feel, or the way she breathes.........something is always better.
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Please elaborate, tell us more...

Give us a look into the brain of a happily married man (one of the very few any of us know)





-BRR
 
Wanted:

Female

Attractive and cool looking, not a trendy whore. Must be sexually liberated, like art, sushi, non-commercial rock and roll, independent films and have an eccentric and eclectic taste for life. Must not care about the Grammys, the Oscars, the Tonies, Valentines day, monthaverseries and to some degree anniversaries, birthdays are optional.

During the weekdays you may come over at night, after I get home from the gym, only for sexual purposes. After any sexual deeds are finished, you will go home. You will not whine or complain if I don't call through out the day, or even for several days at a time. There will be no contact when you are on your period, unless I want some head, or when you are sick.

On the weekends, we will go out to shows, dinners, cool bars, galleries, museums and other things of the sort. You may spend the night on weekends, but you must be a good spooner and not a snorer. Sheet hogging will get you dutch ovened.

During baseball season I will often go to Dodgers games, during basketball season I will go to several Lakers games, and you will not always get to come. I will often go out with my buddies and get drunk, you may do what you want during that time. Don't interrogate me about my night and I won't interrogate you.

At no time will you ever wear an all pink outfit, or anything "fuzzy". Must not be afraid to burp, but you will never fart. You will probably not meet my parents because I don't want to meet yours. We will only double date with another couple if they meet the same criteria above.
 
Someone that I'm 100% comfortable around.
Someone witty, intelligent & charming.
Someone that wants to explore every inch of my body.
Someone that appreciates having a woman that knows her way around the kitchen.
Someone that is comfortable w/ receiving lots of love and passion.
Someone that isn't afraid of a woman that is honest and will tell him the truth about himself, not because she is trying to make him feel like less than a man, but because she loves him and sees greatness in him.
Someone that lives every day like it is his last.
A hard worker.
Someone that enhances my happiness and doesn't even realize he is doing it. :)
Someone that understands that I'm not perfect and neither is he, but he and I will work together to make sure that the time we spend together is wonderful.
 
Funny, smart, easy going, very open minded, driven, positive, decisive, knows what he wants out of life, he must have a passion for life. Makes me feel safe in his arms is strong yet gentle at the same time. Must have a very high sex drive and the skills to back it up. Someone that gives me butterflies just thinking about him. Physical 5’11 – 6’1 220-280 8-10% body fat rugged looking not to pretty a mans man. In a nut shell someone I can’t live without.

Find me someone pretty close to that and I might just settle down until then I am pretty happy being single.
 
I want a girl who is a challange
competitive
sarcastic/witty
funny
empathetic
caring
great kisser
only wants me
loves me for my flaws/vice versa
someone I can sit in a room with all day and say nothing and that be totally comfortable
someone who values the little things as much as I do
loyal
and most def patient because I can be a handful
intelligent,if she does nothing for me mentally I wont be attracted to her

thats just the top of my head
 
you people are posting types... types don't ever work... if you restrict yourself to a certain type or certain physical aspects then you will miss out meeting interesting people in your life and could possibly deny yourself happiness because you think you know what you want. People are not possesions to be won. you can't run 100 meters in 10 seconds and take home a mate. I have a little different opinion on this since most of you are younger than me because i thought i knew what i wanted down to a science... found her, got my heart broke. Love alone isn't enough to insure happiness because sometimes it's just not enough. Seriously ask yourself if you have to try and be happy then is it truly happiness. I will never understand.... die alone and be eaten by cats more than likely.
 
nycgirl said:
Someone that I'm 100% comfortable around.
Someone witty, intelligent & charming.
Someone that wants to explore every inch of my body.
Someone that appreciates having a woman that knows her way around the kitchen.
Someone that is comfortable w/ receiving lots of love and passion.
Someone that isn't afraid of a woman that is honest and will tell him the truth about himself, not because she is trying to make him feel like less than a man, but because she loves him and sees greatness in him.
Someone that lives every day like it is his last.
A hard worker.
Someone that enhances my happiness and doesn't even realize he is doing it. :)
Someone that understands that I'm not perfect and neither is he, but he and I will work together to make sure that the time we spend together is wonderful.
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Arrrrrr all that and timber. Prepare to be boarded matey.
 
I'm not going to go into big detail here.. because I know I'm a gift to whatever woman that I date.. But I really dig any hot foreign chick who don't speak a whole lot of English.. Otherwise.. If she's not hot.. she gets none of me.. if so.. she gets all of me.. but not all my money
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Funny, smart, easy going, very open minded, driven, positive, decisive, knows what he wants out of life, he must have a passion for life. Makes me feel safe in his arms is strong yet gentle at the same time. Must have a very high sex drive and the skills to back it up. Someone that gives me butterflies just thinking about him. Physical 5’11 – 6’1 220-280 8-10% body fat rugged looking not to pretty a mans man. In a nut shell someone I can’t live without.

Find me someone pretty close to that and I might just settle down until then I am pretty happy being single.
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you just negated 90% of canada. i would hate to see what you look for in a car.
 
saint808 said:
you just negated 90% of canada. i would hate to see what you look for in a car.
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Cars you upgrade every few years I am not looking to up grade the person I want to spend the rest of my life with ever. I know what I like and I have date ALL kinds of diffrent guys. I could be happy being single the rest of my life better then knowing I settled for the less then what I wanted.
 
saint808 said:
you people are posting types... types don't ever work... if you restrict yourself to a certain type or certain physical aspects then you will miss out meeting interesting people in your life and could possibly deny yourself happiness because you think you know what you want. People are not possesions to be won. you can't run 100 meters in 10 seconds and take home a mate. I have a little different opinion on this since most of you are younger than me because i thought i knew what i wanted down to a science... found her, got my heart broke. Love alone isn't enough to insure happiness because sometimes it's just not enough. Seriously ask yourself if you have to try and be happy then is it truly happiness. I will never understand.... die alone and be eaten by cats more than likely.
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my mate's gotta be compatible with my likes and dislikes and I need to filter out the majority of the population because I hate most of them! This filter thing is part of having standards, I'm sure you have them too.

I'd specially think that some one like you, who is into a sort of counter culture lifestyle, would relate to that.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Cars you upgrade every few years I am not looking to up grade the person I want to spend the rest of my life with ever. I know what I like and I have date ALL kinds of diffrent guys. I could be happy being single the rest of my life better then knowing I settled for the less then what I wanted.
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i never said settle... i just think it sounds shallow to put height and bodyfat restrictions on a perfect mate. i couldn't imagine doing this in my head to a female because i find beauty in some of the strangest things. you realize i's the flaws that show true beauty right? You accept theirs and they accept yours and if that stays that way you might just have found the one.
 
SoreArms said:
my mate's gotta be compatible with my likes and dislikes and I need to filter out the majority of the population because I hate most of them! This filter thing is part of having standards, I'm sure you have them too.

I'd specially think that some one like you, who is into a sort of counter culture lifestyle, would relate to that.
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Yeah but you said likes and dislikes you didn't say blonde, big tits, abs, booty you could snap a quarter off of. with a beauty mark on her right thigh only viewable when in a bikini or less. with exaclt 10,350 blonde hairs on her head.
 
My perfect mate is out there. My Unicorn that is. Married, but there is still a chance of divorce. A pretty good chance. she's getting tired of his shit and fat gut.

Whiskey
 
saint808 said:
Yeah but you said likes and dislikes you didn't say blonde, big tits, abs, booty you could snap a quarter off of. with a beauty mark on her right thigh only viewable when in a bikini or less. with exaclt 10,350 blonde hairs on her head.
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alright, now I get ya
 
saint808 said:
i never said settle... i just think it sounds shallow to put height and bodyfat restrictions on a perfect mate. i couldn't imagine doing this in my head to a female because i find beauty in some of the strangest things. you realize i's the flaws that show true beauty right? You accept theirs and they accept yours and if that stays that way you might just have found the one.
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Come on now... Each of us is different in what we find attractive. What may look like an cow to one dude, may be "more cushion for the pushing" to somebody else.

You can’t say people are “shallow” because they are not attracted to somebody who weights more than xxxlbs or is shorter than xft. xxin. This is all a matter of taste, subjective, to each its own.



-BRR
 
Big Rick Rock said:
Come on now... Each of us is different in what we find attractive. What may look like an cow to one dude, may be "more cushion for the pushing" to somebody else.

You can’t say people are “shallow” because they are not attracted to somebody who weights more than xxxlbs or is shorter than xft. xxin. This is all a matter of taste, subjective, to each its own.



-BRR
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even though i have said it i haven't actually ever dated a woman that wasn't beautiful and not just to me... makes an average loser like myself pretty insecure. According to you they should have plus sized fitness models in the magazines for chubby chasers? It's flawed logic. While I agree there has to be an attraction I am saying i don't think it is fair to yourself to put such stringent requirements on looks because usually i find a lot of women attractive until they open thier mouths and attempt to construct a sentence.
 
saint808 said:
i never said settle... i just think it sounds shallow to put height and bodyfat restrictions on a perfect mate. i couldn't imagine doing this in my head to a female because i find beauty in some of the strangest things. you realize i's the flaws that show true beauty right? You accept theirs and they accept yours and if that stays that way you might just have found the one.
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remember that part in the family guy where peter(i think) is looking around in the parking lot and finds all these wierd things so beautiful and artistic and sighs.

God sees this and he is so pissed. He says "do you realize how complicated and intruiging is the human circulatory system!?"

It may not be exactly as i mentioned it but i hope you get the point.
 
I've definitely been more or less physically attracted to people based on personality etc. Attractiveness goes way beyond a glance.

Ultimately we spend most of our time just hanging out etc so I think it's important to be able to just be comfy being together-- enjoying one another even if you're not doing the same things.
 
saint808 said:
even though i have said it i haven't actually ever dated a woman that wasn't beautiful and not just to me... makes an average loser like myself pretty insecure. According to you they should have plus sized fitness models in the magazines for chubby chasers? It's flawed logic. While I agree there has to be an attraction I am saying i don't think it is fair to yourself to put such stringent requirements on looks because usually i find a lot of women attractive until they open thier mouths and attempt to construct a sentence.
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They do have these kind of magazines and websites... I doubt they are fitness oriented, but there are many magazines with naked XXL size women. Some guys like that.


I don't think many of us have "stringement requirements" when it comes to looks. I have not seen the first post on this thread where anybody gets specific about physical features. Beautiful women come in all shapes, colors and sizes.


-BRR
 
Raina said:
I've definitely been more or less physically attracted to people based on personality etc. Attractiveness goes way beyond a glance.

Ultimately we spend most of our time just hanging out etc so I think it's important to be able to just be comfy being together-- enjoying one another even if you're not doing the same things.
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You are the type of girl that usually finds me very attractive. :D






-BRR
 
Big Rick Rock said:
I don't think many of us have "stringement requirements" when it comes to looks. I have not seen the first post on this thread where anybody gets specific about physical features.
-BRR
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superqt4u2nv said:
5’11 – 6’1 220-280 8-10% body fat rugged looking not to pretty a mans man.
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not that i really care, just pointing it out ;)
 
My wife is pretty much perfect. She settled for me, & she brings more to the table than I do. She cleans my underwear, laughs at my jokes, & tells me "that's OK, it happens to everybody." when she needs to. The only thing I could wish for was a little more sexual assertiveness, & a little thicker skin when it comes to the outside world. She's more than I ever thought I deserved when I was young, & I almost passed on her before the wedding. It's only by dumb luck that I got the girl of my dreams, before I knew what my dreams were.
 
saint808 said:
i never said settle... i just think it sounds shallow to put height and bodyfat restrictions on a perfect mate. i couldn't imagine doing this in my head to a female because i find beauty in some of the strangest things. you realize i's the flaws that show true beauty right? You accept theirs and they accept yours and if that stays that way you might just have found the one.
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It is shallow LOL he said perfect to me that is perfect doesn't mean that I wouldn't be open to being wtih some out side my idea of perfection. Lord knows I would never date if I wasn't open to other physical types. LOL
 
hidngod said:
My wife is pretty much perfect. She settled for me, & she brings more to the table than I do. She cleans my underwear, laughs at my jokes, & tells me "that's OK, it happens to everybody." when she needs to. The only thing I could wish for was a little more sexual assertiveness, & a little thicker skin when it comes to the outside world. She's more than I ever thought I deserved when I was young, & I almost passed on her before the wedding. It's only by dumb luck that I got the girl of my dreams, before I knew what my dreams were.
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>hidngod's Wife prints page and sticks it next to the computer screen at work<



-BRR
 
the older i get, the more i think that the woman i will be with will be decided not by her positive attributes, but rather, by the lack of various unnacceptable negative ones - but my skeleton list of demands is that she has to have 'it' factor (which, knowing me, means that shes gonna be hot ;) ), she has to be spirited (i hate apathetic women), she has to have what it takes to be a good mother, and to form a strong family unit (ie fickle bitches are out). also, she has to be perceptive enough to understand my motives, because trying really hard to please people and not have them understand why you did what you did, and how much it cost you, through a lack of understanding...SUCKS.

oh yeah, and outie bellybuttons are gross. she cant have one of those. brrrrrrrr :worried:
 
GoldenDelicious said:
the older i get, the more i think that the woman i will be with will be decided not by her positive attributes, but rather, by the lack of various unnacceptable negative ones - but my skeleton list of demands is that she has to have 'it' factor (which, knowing me, means that shes gonna be hot ;) ), she has to be spirited (i hate apathetic women), she has to have what it takes to be a good mother, and to form a strong family unit (ie fickle bitches are out). also, she has to be perceptive enough to understand my motives, because trying really hard to please people and not have them understand why you did what you did, and how much it cost you, through a lack of understanding...SUCKS.

oh yeah, and outie bellybuttons are gross. she cant have one of those. brrrrrrrr :worried:
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lol, gotta go back to Greece, right?
 
GoldenDelicious said:
yeah well macedonia is out, the women there suck apparently ;)

macedonia the country, taht is ;)
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yeah, I admit it, guilty of charge - macedonian women are no good (they dont suck :rolleyes: ) ;)
 
my husband is perfect for me - flaws and good....I dont think you can EVER find perfect. All those that are, are gonna end up alone
 
GoldenDelicious said:
im glad you admit it. they get really fat once theyre married, too, ive heard :verygood:
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we talked about this before and yes - its true....I posted a pic of me and my friends, but I guess you missed it, just to show you how always right you are ;)
 
foreigngirl said:
we talked about this before and yes - its true....I posted a pic of me and my friends, but I guess you missed it, just to show you how always right you are ;)
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im not a plat member, so i only saw the thumbnail...though i have it on good authority that macedonian women blow up after marriage like inflatable liferafts

its terrible. someone should do something ;)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
im not a plat member, so i only saw the thumbnail...though i have it on good authority that macedonian women blow up after marriage like inflatable liferafts

its terrible. someone should do something ;)
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someone should forbid them to get married or they can marry an asshole that is gonna piss them off every day so they just drink turkish coffee and smoke and that way they loose the apetite ;)
 
foreigngirl said:
someone should forbid them to get married or they can marry an asshole that is gonna piss them off every day so they just drink turkish coffee and smoke and that way they loose the apetite ;)
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clearly, your apetite is on the loose ;)
 
There is not such a thing as perfection

Aiming for perfection will lead to frustration (because you'll never get it)
 
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