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>>>>Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
>>>>After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life
>>>>together
>>>>was, of course, perfect.
>>>>One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
>>>>their
>>>>perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at
>>>>the side
>>>>of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped
>>>>to help.
>>>>There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting
>>>>to
>>>>disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
>>>>couple
>>>>loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were
>>>>driving along
>>>>delivering the toys.
>>>>Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the
>>>>perfect couple
>>>>and Santa Claus had an accident.
>>>>Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
>>>>(Scroll down for the answer.)
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>>>>Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
>>>>existed
>>>>in
>>>>the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa and there is no
>>>>such
>>>>thing as a perfect man.
>>>>
>>>>**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
>>>>**** Men keep scrolling.
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>>>>So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must
>>>>have
>>>>been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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>>>>By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
>>>>illustrates
>>>>another point:
>>>>
>>>>Women never listen.
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>>>>After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life
>>>>together
>>>>was, of course, perfect.
>>>>One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
>>>>their
>>>>perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at
>>>>the side
>>>>of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped
>>>>to help.
>>>>There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting
>>>>to
>>>>disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
>>>>couple
>>>>loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were
>>>>driving along
>>>>delivering the toys.
>>>>Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the
>>>>perfect couple
>>>>and Santa Claus had an accident.
>>>>Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
>>>>(Scroll down for the answer.)
>>>>.
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>>>>Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
>>>>existed
>>>>in
>>>>the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa and there is no
>>>>such
>>>>thing as a perfect man.
>>>>
>>>>**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
>>>>**** Men keep scrolling.
>>>>.
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>>>>So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must
>>>>have
>>>>been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
>>>>
>>>>By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
>>>>illustrates
>>>>another point:
>>>>
>>>>Women never listen.
>>>
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