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The Pay Attention to Me For Once Thread

HG Pennypacker

HG Pennypacker

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I've been feeling neglected and needy. For whatever reason, my wife seems concerned with her pregnancy and my daughter is obsessed with wow wows and meow meows. So i've come here. Under one screen name or another, i've been the originator of many "bits" on elite. Many of which are still used, but I am not given the credit. The time has come to rectumfy all that. Nature Boy, Beastboy, LMNOP aka nodaddyno, SSME, wodin and gymtime can verify my claims through the archives. Here are the things I deserve credit for. If I don't get the proper credit, i'm going to show you all what it's like.

1. The various versions of the word "avatar". I noticed that an unnamed member was referring to his avatar as an "avantar" and began calling mine the same. It evolved from there.

2. The "I'm leaving, i'm back" thread.

3. The Elite Fitness Center threads

4. The Birthday thread for people who are registered but never posted on the board.

5. Co-creator of pointing out to people that I actually have 11 more posts than what my post count says.

6. The Daily or Weekly Rant.

I'm sure there are more, but these are the ones I can think of right now. As i've always said, I post only to amuse myself and i've done that with this thread.

What's cooler than being cool?
 
Listen rubberarms! There are too many people here BS`ing for us to believe this. We need proof.


Actually bro, I believe you. I just wanted to use the word rubberarms. I always DO wonder where this stuff originates from. I`m glad some of it has found thier biological father. congrats.
 
PoyeBoy said:
what about excrement_assasin or what ever
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That would Assassin Excrement and that was more of an alter/character than a bit.

There was actually someone doing something similar as "Assassin X" before me and that's how I came up with the name.
 
I don't know if the fact that I didn't even know that most of those were even "bits" reflects more poorly on you or on me.
 
HG was also the one that brought about the most wonderful thing in the world - that being the Malibu Squirt. The ultimate collection of bros ever.
 
OMGWTFBBQ said:
HG was also the one that brought about the most wonderful thing in the world - that being the Malibu Squirt. The ultimate collection of bros ever.
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lol at malibu squirt. I'd find that thread if I wasn't so lazy.
 
can someone post up the Malibu Squirt pic for old times. i know someone's got it. that was by far the best ever multiple gay men pic posted on here other than bobber's pic where he's flexing with his three other friends all shirtless and three seconds away from having a groping pile-on.

dot's best contribution here besides pics of his wife has been the "i'm leaving. ok i'm back." threads.

i want to say that the misspelling of "avatar" was funny at first. the subtle ones like "avantar" or "avatarn" were humorous, but then it became a cult craze and the spellings got worse and the humor was sucked right out of it. now it's just annoying. but still you gotta respect anyone who starts a cult craze. which is why rnch is the man for contributing "broly."
 
When I first saw his original name, I thought he was from India, which I could be right, considering he's Sikh
 
HG Pennypacker said:
5. Co-creator of pointing out to people that I actually have 11 more posts than what my post count says.
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That was funny.



Here's my list:
1. I invented "bor".
 
Oh...lets not forget that he brought eveyone's attention to the Pics of Men forum where gymtime commented on needsize's ass as, "perfect" or something like that.
 
By far HG's best posts are the ones where he says nothing but has a pic of his wife.
 
malibu%20squirt.jpg
 
I still think that one guy looks like me.

and I still want an entire wall of my office to be that picture. it is impossible not to smile when that thing is around.
 
LOL...that's all this thread needed to be complete was a little needsize's ass. well done, DOT.

for those who don't know, HS is the guy second from the left in the malibu squirt picture. the guy who is being held captive by Red Bull Terminator. he's got the look on his face like, "i'm never really thought i was gay, but something about this is oddly pleasing. the guys at the office will never let me live this one down."

best thread ever
 
I was walking by a vision store and the chick next to cooper is on this huge poster wearing glasses. She's hot.
 
Tis true Fudgepacker must have a direct line to Conan O'Brien's cousine's sister's borthe's hairdresser's phone becuase all those bits are his material.

Who started the thread rating one?
 
WODIN said:
Tis true Fudgepacker must have a direct line to Conan O'Brien's cousine's sister's borthe's hairdresser's phone becuase all those bits are his material.

Who started the thread rating one?
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I believe it was bullit.

Speaking of which, his new name, ColonCowboy, was my suggestion as well.
 
HG Pennypacker said:


I believe it was bullit.

Speaking of which, his new name, ColonCowboy, was my suggestion as well.
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really? well rack up the brownie points for you, i thought the project thought of that.
 
HG Pennypacker said:


I believe it was bullit.

Speaking of which, his new name, ColonCowboy, was my suggestion as well.
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Excellent choice...you've captured his true essence in that name.
 
Pikaia said:



really? well rack up the brownie points for you, i thought the project thought of that.
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Project solicited suggestions and I was more than happy to oblige.

Okay, enough patting me on the back. Let's get back to mod drama and talking about bolivian chickens.
 
funny thing is i thought of you as a brother and loved you as DOT but i really hate you as hg pennypacker... your wife is still hot tho.
 
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