The Original Fight Story

[vovan]

How the hell I missed this before???!!!

 

[Nimrod25]

Classic.

 

[Maxx Out]

So Im hangin out in McDonalds play place as usual on a friday night, when all of a sudden these tough guys walk up to me. They go, its our turn on the slide bitch. So I say back off before I dicksmack u. Anyway they wont back off so I go into a wrestling stance just to freak them out because my suplex cant be broken. All of a sudden some of his boys start comin and they go now your fucked bitch, but I wasnt scared. So Im like Ill take any one of you strength to strength not bitch to bitch like your used to. Anyway the first kids steps up, and I just go crazy, I get him in a quick sleeper hold then turn him around and belly to belly suplex his ass. Anyway that made all these pussies back off, and u know what I dont care, thats just the way it is, and if anyone else steps up they will get smacked down.
So finally I go up to the counter to get my happy meal and the bitch forgot to put the toy in, so I say wheres my fuckin toy slut and she just gives me a dumb stare so I just dicksmack her then leave.

Sure u weren't at Burger King, I seen the exact same thing happen there.


Maxx >>>>>

 

[Slinky Wizard]

It's shit like this that make's me come back for more!

 

[genarr3]

pure fiction.

 

[solidspine]

I am simply heart broken, thought this was a real amaf post,

Your grammar and spelling are way to good to be the REAL amaf!

 

[spector175]

 

[liquidmuscle]

fuck that i wouldve gave them the stone cold stunner and finished it up with a ankle lock and then maybe even the crippler crossface

 

[THE BOUNCER]

Between this one and stfu_mofo's threads, this is the funniest this board has ever been. George should put this on the platinum board, then everyone would join it, just to read yall's crazy shit.

i guess you have never heard about the kid who injected in his o ring!

 

[##spiderbaby##]

Find the O ring and bump it up to the top! that was the funniest shit I had ever read.

I cant believe this is back up front....



##spiderbaby##