The Official 'Post a Thread in the Style of another EF Member'

[The Shadow]

BBF

lol

I thought it was High Intensity

 

[Gymgurl]

EWWW..I wouldn't lick that stinky smelly kitty...I would rather fart and scratch my balls while playing the remote then lick that thing

 

[The Shadow]

...now show mw your penis....*





























* - From Zero.

 

[jh1]

I am a little bitch....

.

 

[Testosterone boy]

California women are so fat, they all have 5 kids and have a crap fast food diet. Immigrants are taking all the jobs, stealing all the tax payers money and having like 7 kids, all "legal" citizens who will only grow up to be gang members and shoot cops in the head. God I hate it here, but I fefuse to leave.

Razorguns for sure

 

[gonelifting]

My life sucks right now. My girlfriend just left me and I`m feeling down. Also, 16 women called,E-Mailed and IM`ed me today before lunch. I had sex with 3 of them on my break at work. OH my life sucks, what should I do, I can`t stop thinking about my ex.

Gotta go now, I have a date with 3 cheerleaders, one of them licked my asshole.

I`m going rafting again at the Playboy Mansion... My life sucks... When will this end?

 

[jh1]

My life sucks right now. My girlfriend just left me and I`m feeling down. Also, 16 women called,E-Mailed and IM`ed me today before lunch. I had sex with 3 of them on my break at work. OH my life sucks, what should I do, I can`t stop thinking about my ex.

Gotta go now, I have a date with 3 cheerleaders, one of them licked my asshole.

I`m going rafting again at the Playboy Mansion... My life sucks... When will this end?

LMFAO

Best post yet... Holy fuck.. I had a bunch of peeps in mind when I posted this... but Letstat was not one of them...

That is awesome.. good call.

K for that, Biotch (but you know you will have to do my laundry now, right?)

 

[superqt4u2nv]

East a dick!

 

[SoreArms]

I'm going to double ban you for that just incase you try to come back. Now, time to powder my nose.

 

[fyxgel2]

I met this great guy I have made lots of mistakes in the past but I feel so comfortable and I love my daughters and my ex causes me mroe drama than anyone in the whole world and I'm moving to France. +

Needs to be MUCH longer and more things need to be in CAPS.