The Official 'Post a Thread in the Style of another EF Member'

[The_Ghost]

Hey assmagnet you are so fat!

 

[Lumberg]

lol. Who is that supposed to be?

actually that was suposed to go in the what enrages you thread. but it's a nod at curling.

also,

IN

 

[superqt4u2nv]

NEWMAN!!!

 

[The_Ghost]

NEWMAN!!!

I know that sexy beast that posts that

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Get the SARS!!!!

 

[The Shadow]

"You Americans think you rule the world...but frankley, you couldnt find the worl;d on a globe."

 

[superqt4u2nv]

 

[Moderate_THIS]

While I may not have a mole on my cheek or a fancy degree from DeVry, I am still way better than all of you. How so? Fuck you, nobody asked you. In addition and moreover, my farts don't smell at all and if you listen closely you can hear how I've trained my sphincter to pitch the flatulence to the melody of my favorite Doo-wop songs. It's really cool if I may be so bold. But I really wish I were Palatino Linotype italic. I'd like to take this opportunity now to say I hate you all, and I hope you are hoven to death by a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig. My favorite constellations are Puppis and Camelopardalis.

 

[The Shadow]

lol

 

[Deterass]

I was in the club the other night in my under armour shirt and all the chicks were feeling my muscles saying how big they were.I gave her a pic of my cock and although she's dumb and 18 years old she was great in the sack,we had sex for hours. BBF