The Official 'Post a Thread in the Style of another EF Member'

[GoldenDelicious]

You are so lame.... you will never acheive the physical perfection that I have through my vast knowledge dervied from my massive brain power.

My rich uncle will crush you, if not I will use my Double Secret SS English Batalion training that I got before my Degree in Nuclear Physics to kill you. I am better than you, you stupid peon....

My girlfriend is hot and walks around naked....

ooooooooooo too late, too late LOL

now YOU do MY laundry, BITCH

 

[MrMuscle]

Brother please, try the ganja, have peace of mind, and buy some candles from me.

 

[jh1]

ooooooooooo too late, too late LOL

now YOU do MY laundry, BITCH

Urs was better anyway. props..

I was writing mine while you posted... LOL... ohwell..

 

[Lumberg]

no

 

[Y_lifter]

I don't get it ???

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Urs was better anyway. props..

I was writing mine while you posted... LOL... ohwell..

lol i just wanted ot drop the laundry line

(get it? laundry LINE? )

worst joke of the year award is soooo mine, orb

 

[Robert Jan]

so people are saying that girls dig guys who are in jail,

like "tough guys" with tattoos and a rough attitude. i dunno maybe they have confidence and don't chicks like that stuff?

So my question to you is will pushing my grandma down the stairs get me a woman? i think maybe i should actually push her down the stairs front of a woman so she can see how bad-ass i am, or should i just do it alone and then write some chicks from prison?

plus being in jail will give me the chance to eat right and lift, so i can get the jacked body girls love

i hoped i don't get raped in jail, lol. but maybe that will make me more experienced sexually so i can impress my future woman.

fxgel something

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol the BBF one has reread value

ahhhh theres some funny posts in here

 

[tuc biscuit]

 

[Smurfy]

Face it, I am the best looking and most sought after member of EF. The ladies all love me (referenced by how they throw themselves at me via PMs) and you're all just jealous because I have a 300 lb head.

Get out.