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The Official "Keep It Real" thread!
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bloodinbloodout
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damn now whats when keepin it real goes wrong
silverfish
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Post heading south quick.
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heatherrae
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Me, I keep my pimp hand strong. lol.
i went to the dentist today and it hurt like fuck cause i dont floss or brush right.
he told me i had to brush my tongue cause he had bad breath, and i told him it smelled like he didnt shower this morning.
he made my gums bleed more after that.
the nurse was teaching me how to floss and she had to switch the floss every other tooth cause it was soaking up so much blood.
i started laughing, and go "my bad"
and then she started being all sweet to me.
i shoulda nailed her, but i kept it real and realized im doomed to be sexless forever
he told me i had to brush my tongue cause he had bad breath, and i told him it smelled like he didnt shower this morning.
he made my gums bleed more after that.
the nurse was teaching me how to floss and she had to switch the floss every other tooth cause it was soaking up so much blood.
i started laughing, and go "my bad"
and then she started being all sweet to me.
i shoulda nailed her, but i kept it real and realized im doomed to be sexless forever
silverfish
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I no longer can keep it real. But I used to.
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i am what i am
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heatherrae
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I'll saute your corpus collosum with some butter and foie gras. Okay, I'm not directing that at anyone. I just thought it sounded funny...lol.
nuthinbutagoodtym
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Wootoom said:
me too
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