The official Hulk Homo thread!!!!!!

[gymtime]

I think it's time some of us got together and arranged an anti-hogan intervention for BBV. It's the only way he'll ever face reality. Hogan was great for the sport, no doubt. But he became a self-parody a long time ago. This new nwo thing is going to be embarrasing IMO. I mean, Hall and Nash aren't as young as springtime either, but Hogan?

 

[Big Brother Val]

I had to come back Val and show these guys the way. The truth really needed to be told. I am the truth. HOGAN is God! They are now on the righteous path. I will soon show you the way as well my friend!

Oh.... thank the Hogan you're still on the right path, my friend.

For a moment, I thought you didn't like the Hogan.

But now I see you're simply trying to join with them to gain their trust, to lead them to the light of the Hogan before it's too late.


Sorry I ever doubted you, old chum.

 

[the nature boy]

LMFAO!!!!
E.D. Let me take a wild guess...El Dandy! The greatest lucha dor of all time.

yes, I think out of respect, I'm going to say HIS name from now on as E.D.



Old Nature Boy Joke: Any body know what El Dandy means in english?

 

[TheProject]

Wouldn't it be great to see Hogan job to the Brooklyn Brawler?

 

[Big Brother Val]

Val, we're not trying to hurt you. We love you man! Hogan is a God. It's just that he's not the hogan you used to remember. He's like wine... as he ages, he gets even better. Now he has black stubble on his face, and whips people with his belt. That's not all he can do. If he performed a leg drop he'd prolly break the neck of the man he was wrestling. Especially if it was Flair.

It's time for Flair to step aside and make way for the new players in wrestling; Lizmark Jr., Hurricane Helms, Barry Darsow, The Poet Lanny Poffo, La Parka, The Mountie, and E.D. (you know who I'm talking about). Hogans time has come and gone.

I'm glad to see you're coming around, champ. That's great.

But don't put Flair down that much. He's not as bad as Barry Darsow. Well.... let me think about that.

Point is... you don't have to hate Flair to love the Hogan.

Just don't worship false Gods, and you'll be fine.

I'm really glad to see you're beginning to see the light.

Praise the Hogan.

 

[freak daddy]

Oh.... thank Ric Flair you're still on the right path, my friend.

For a moment, I thought you didn't like the Flair, the greatest wrestler/entertainer of all time.

But now I see you're simply trying to join with them to gain their trust, to lead them to the light of the Flair, the greatest champion ever, before it's too late.


Sorry I ever doubted you, old chum. I now realize Flair is God.

It's alright Val. I'm just glad you have seen the light.

 

[Big Brother Val]

yes, I think out of respect, I'm going to say HIS name from now on as E.D.



Old Nature Boy Joke: Any body know what El Dandy means in english?

It sounds nothing like it does in Spanish.

Was it: Better than Flair?

No... wait...

It's: THE DANDY!

 

[freak daddy]

Can anyone find a picture of El Dandy? I want him in my avatar.

 

[Big Brother Val]

Wouldn't it be great to see Hogan job to the Brooklyn Brawler?

HHH already did that.

But who can blame him. After all... he's not exactly Hogan.

 

[TheProject]

It sounds nothing like it does in Spanish.

Was it: Better than Flair?

No... wait...

It's: THE DANDY!

man, I love that bit...