The official Hulk Homo thread!!!!!!

[gymtime]

I think it's time some of us got together and arranged an anti-hogan intervention for BBV. It's the only way he'll ever face reality. Hogan was great for the sport, no doubt. But he became a self-parody a long time ago. This new nwo thing is going to be embarrasing IMO. I mean, Hall and Nash aren't as young as springtime either, but Hogan?

 

[Big Brother Val]

I had to come back Val and show these guys the way. The truth really needed to be told. I am the truth. HOGAN is God! They are now on the righteous path. I will soon show you the way as well my friend!

Oh.... thank the Hogan you're still on the right path, my friend.

For a moment, I thought you didn't like the Hogan.

But now I see you're simply trying to join with them to gain their trust, to lead them to the light of the Hogan before it's too late.


Sorry I ever doubted you, old chum.

 

[the nature boy]

LMFAO!!!!
E.D. Let me take a wild guess...El Dandy! The greatest lucha dor of all time.

yes, I think out of respect, I'm going to say HIS name from now on as E.D.



Old Nature Boy Joke: Any body know what El Dandy means in english?

 

[TheProject]

Wouldn't it be great to see Hogan job to the Brooklyn Brawler?

 

[Big Brother Val]

Val, we're not trying to hurt you. We love you man! Hogan is a God. It's just that he's not the hogan you used to remember. He's like wine... as he ages, he gets even better. Now he has black stubble on his face, and whips people with his belt. That's not all he can do. If he performed a leg drop he'd prolly break the neck of the man he was wrestling. Especially if it was Flair.

It's time for Flair to step aside and make way for the new players in wrestling; Lizmark Jr., Hurricane Helms, Barry Darsow, The Poet Lanny Poffo, La Parka, The Mountie, and E.D. (you know who I'm talking about). Hogans time has come and gone.

I'm glad to see you're coming around, champ. That's great.

But don't put Flair down that much. He's not as bad as Barry Darsow. Well.... let me think about that.

Point is... you don't have to hate Flair to love the Hogan.

Just don't worship false Gods, and you'll be fine.

I'm really glad to see you're beginning to see the light.

Praise the Hogan.

 

[freak daddy]

Oh.... thank Ric Flair you're still on the right path, my friend.

For a moment, I thought you didn't like the Flair, the greatest wrestler/entertainer of all time.

But now I see you're simply trying to join with them to gain their trust, to lead them to the light of the Flair, the greatest champion ever, before it's too late.


Sorry I ever doubted you, old chum. I now realize Flair is God.

It's alright Val. I'm just glad you have seen the light.

 

[Big Brother Val]

yes, I think out of respect, I'm going to say HIS name from now on as E.D.



Old Nature Boy Joke: Any body know what El Dandy means in english?

It sounds nothing like it does in Spanish.

Was it: Better than Flair?

No... wait...

It's: THE DANDY!

 

[freak daddy]

Can anyone find a picture of El Dandy? I want him in my avatar.

 

[Big Brother Val]

Wouldn't it be great to see Hogan job to the Brooklyn Brawler?

HHH already did that.

But who can blame him. After all... he's not exactly Hogan.

 

[TheProject]

It sounds nothing like it does in Spanish.

Was it: Better than Flair?

No... wait...

It's: THE DANDY!

man, I love that bit...

 

[TheProject]

HHH already did that.

But who can blame him. After all... he's not exactly Hogan.

Nah, not exactly Hogan. HHH has all his hair, and a normal looking beard. A slight problem spitting on himself, but that's about it.

 

[the nature boy]

It's: THE DANDY!

well done.

now quit editing my posts with that nonsense about hogan.

 

[Big Brother Val]

THE ROCK VS. EL DANDY!


Read this.

Good mental pictures.

 

[TheProject]

well done.

now quit editing my posts with that nonsense about hogan.

The Nature Boy hath spoken. We must all bow our heads in reverence.

 

[Big Brother Val]

Nah, not exactly Hogan. HHH has all his hair, and a normal looking beard. A slight problem spitting on himself, but that's about it.

 

[TheProject]

THE ROCK VS. EL DANDY!


Read this.

Good mental pictures.

I read that in my quest for info on the greatest luchadore of all time.

All I have to say is that anyone who has the time to come up with fantasy wrestling matches needs a new hobby.

On the flipside Val, your writing skills are improving!

 

[Big Brother Val]

well done.

now quit editing my posts with that nonsense about hogan.

I'm not a moderator. I can't edit posts.

Quit being so defensive.

I know how you really feel.

 

[the nature boy]

Can anyone find a picture of El Dandy? I want him in my avatar.

I don't know about you, but I'm afraid of this guy.

Freak Daddy, check out this thread. you'll laugh.

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=104160&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

 

[Big Brother Val]

THERE HE IS!!

THE DANDY!!


Wow.

I'm in awe.

Look at that physique.

Those tights.

That David Hasselhoff style Afro.

Can't you just picture him in some small cage, back with the other circus midgets and animals? Eating refried beans out of a bowl, and pooing on himself?

Then, when he's loud... the circus people come back and lash him with a bamboo rod. Then he scampers on all fours to the back of his cage, growling at them, and foaming out the mouth?

 

[freak daddy]

Refresh your shit and see the greatest avatar of all time!!!

 

[freak daddy]

I don't know about you, but I'm afraid of this guy.

Freak Daddy, check out this thread. you'll laugh.

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=104160&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

El Dandy = ratings!! LMAO!!

 

[the nature boy]

Refresh your shit and see the greatest avatar of all time!!!

Bwahahahahhahaah. Oh man, there is no way I can explain to my co-workers why I'm laughing so hard.


that's gotta be the meanest avatar I've ever seen.

 

[freak daddy]

Bwahahahahhahaah. Oh man, there is no way I can explain to my co-workers why I'm laughing so hard.


that's gotta be the meanest avatar I've ever seen.

LMAO!!!

 

[the nature boy]

LMAO!!!

looks like he's ready to pull off a serious arm drag takedown or set someone up for an Irish whip. devistating. just devistating.

 

[freak daddy]

I loved it when El Dandy would throw the flying burrito. He threw an awesome forearm too.

 

[Big Brother Val]

I CAN'T SEE IT!


DAMNIT!!!


I've refreshed... reloaded... closed it down entirely....


I'm still seeing the old one.

I see the "Hangin with El Dandy" under it... but no new picture.

The suspense is KILLING ME!!

 

[TheProject]

Ctrl+F5, man.

 

[the nature boy]

I loved it when El Dandy would throw the flying burrito. He threw an awesome forearm too.

stop it you're killing me!!!!


good inside joke BTW.

 

[TheProject]

looks like he's ready to pull off a serious arm drag takedown or set someone up for an Irish whip. devistating. just devistating.

Did he really have a move called the "bitch-slap of doom"?

 

[the nature boy]

Did he really have a move called the "bitch-slap of doom"?

no, he had a move he stole from Tito Santana. It was called the flying burrito. Actually it's a modified move of Santanas. Santana would hit the guy in the forehead with his forearm and it was nicknamed the flying burrito. E.D. would throw a burrito at the guys face and then hit him with his forearm. So it was really a modified flying burrito.

 

[freak daddy]

no, he had a move he stole from Tito Santana. It was called the flying burrito. Actually it's a modified move of Santanas. Santana would hit the guy in the forehead with his forearm and it was nicknamed the flying burrito. E.D. would throw a burrito at the guys face and then hit him with his forearm. So it was really a modified flying burrito.

Who in the WWF named Titos move the Flying burrito? LMAO!!

 

[the nature boy]

Who in the WWF named Titos move the Flying burrito? LMAO!!

one of the greatest color commentary guys in the business, Bobby the Brain Heenan.

He totally kills the Lawler in terms of comedy, although some of his comedy can be very offensive.

 

[freak daddy]

You remember the time when Heenan was making fun of Bossmans Mother? Rumor has it, that's why he was let go from the WWF.

 

[freak daddy]

Did he really have a move called the "bitch-slap of doom"?

If you remember Nature Boy, El Dandy did have a really nasty open hand slap to the chest.

 

[the nature boy]

You remember the time when Heenan was making fun of Bossmans Mother? Rumor has it, that's why he was let go from the WWF.

I totally remember that!! LOL!!! That was funny. But it seemed that it was part of the script. Besides, who the hell is Vinny Mac to fire someone for going to far?

 

[the nature boy]

If you remember Nature Boy, El Dandy did have a really nasty open hand slap to the chest.

oh yes. a vicious move. I think it was called the tortilla slap.

 

[freak daddy]

I totally remember that!! LOL!!! That was funny. But it seemed that it was part of the script. Besides, who the hell is Vinny Mac to fire someone for going to far?

At that time, Vince kept things at a family level. So Rude was gone also right after that. Heenan was freakin' funny as hell with the shit he would say about Bossman's Mom.

 

[freak daddy]

oh yes. a vicious move. I think it was called the tortilla slap.

BWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA!! The Tortilla Slap. Maybe Val can incorporate that move into his arsenal.