The official defecation discussion thread

[Lumberg]

I tend to notice that when my shit is relatively hard and compacted, I feel a better sense of satisfaction and closure from forcing that hard mass out of my anus. When it is more the consistence of ice cream, I feel like I never feel quite finished, plus clean up is more of a chore.

What are your feelings on this crucial bodily function?
JC

 

[HumorMe]

What are your feelings on this crucial bodily function?
JC

To tell you the truth, I don't really give a shit.

 

[dawookie]

speaking of defecation...


as a youth (pronounced yoot) we had 2 theories regarding defecation, one was that it comes in preformed logs..

theory #2 was the mop-top-hair-shop theory, this theory was that poo is formed like in the same way that the play-doh mop top hair shop works..

http://www.flairplc.co.uk/images/PlayDoh/Classic/moptophairshop.jpg

 

[Lumberg]

Shit I figured at least HappyScrappy, Nathan, and fiber-happy WODIN would weigh in on this thread.

 

[gymtime]

Re: Re: The official defecation discussion thread

To tell you the truth, I don't really give a shit.

That was horrible.

 

[fogg88]

How come shit is tapered at the end?

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...so your asshole doesn't slam shut.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

the worst is the "fudgy"poo.The kind that refuses to ever clean out your crevasse.It's the one that makes you revisit the restroom to re-evaluate things.The best is the "bricklayer".He's the one that does'nt even need tp.

 

[big_bad_buff]

what's with everyone's infatuation with shit? here is a link to end all poop links, maybe keep you shit eater busy, and hopefully stop these stupid ass poop threads.


http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/index.html

http://www.poopreport.com/Office/Content/punishing.html

 

[Lumberg]

That site is funny as shit! "I'm a shameful shitter"

LOL!

JC

 

[nicknot]

I tend to notice that when my shit is relatively hard and compacted, I feel a better sense of satisfaction and closure from forcing that hard mass out of my anus. When it is more the consistence of ice cream, I feel like I never feel quite finished, plus clean up is more of a chore.

What are your feelings on this crucial bodily function?
JC

that's a Brilliant observation that I share

 

[CYBERNIGG]

The shit of fire is the worse. You know... when your ass is left burning for about an hour later..

 

[dawookie]

crevasse

I don't think this word is used enough.. My new months resolution is to use the word crevasse daily.

 

[bwood]

I tend to notice that when my shit is relatively hard and compacted, I feel a better sense of satisfaction and closure from forcing that hard mass out of my anus. When it is more the consistence of ice cream, I feel like I never feel quite finished, plus clean up is more of a chore.

What are your feelings on this crucial bodily function?
JC

i feel that assplorer could help
harden and compact your shit...

it couldnt hurt to ask...

 

[The Eugenius]

the worst is the "fudgy"poo.The kind that refuses to ever clean out your crevasse.It's the one that makes you revisit the restroom to re-evaluate things.The best is the "bricklayer".He's the one that does'nt even need tp.

Never before have I read anything as true as this.