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The Obsequious, Yet Surreal, Compliment Thread

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LuluDeren

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Lets show each other some appreciation, I say!...
....Aided by a fine little generator: http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

Compose a piece of fluffy hyperbole for the poster above you.

I will start with Stilleto



ODE TO STILLETO

"Your intelligence attains the grand summation of molecular motion at absolute zero.

And Your skin emanates such a porcelain sheen that I am tempted to stamp WC under your bosom and across your armpits.

My elbow sockets sharpen pencils when you pass by on divine fumes of industrial combustion.

Moreover, You move with the eloquence of disintegrating fuselage.

While Optical delusions still themselves when you pass by in convexing pomp and sacral trance.

Oh, and Buy War Bonds"
 
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"You are as frightful as an engine developed solely for the countenance of sexual innuendo by country music.

You do dine so emergently that sanguine trepidation overcomes the house-staff."
 
LuluDeren said:
Your intelligence attains the grand summation of molecular motion at absolute zero.
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But we can't achieve absolute zero, so the summation of n molecules would always be non-zero. In fact, it would be a rather large number.



:cow:
 
The expansion (and resultant rapid cooling) of your consecrated culotte(TITS & ASS) sings the golden turnip with the mulatto touch-typist in my pants.
 
"Your eyes flash upon my cathode ray flesh in a manner that propels my viscera into an eternal state of turgid flux."




I think that means I want sex?
 
samoth said:
But we can't achieve absolute zero, so the summation of n molecules would always be non-zero. In fact, it would be a rather large number.



:cow:
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It's a, ahh....metaphor for 'you're prettier den June Carter's Cassini clutch'.
 
to lulu in return, i say, "May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen."
 
Here's one for Stillcameltoe


If you were a camel your humps would be esoterically bald from overuse.
 
Your aquiline senescence implores me to generalize within the relms of a starfish's lifelong hallucinations of gelatin pools and of actuaries floating upon the Rhine.

awesome
 
Smurfy said:
Seven donkeys and a concubine cannot compare with the tarnished sheen left in your path of combustion.
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Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you.
 
Stefka said:
Your aquiline senescence implores me to generalize within the relms of a starfish's lifelong hallucinations of gelatin pools and of actuaries floating upon the Rhine.

awesome
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What the hell is a rhine?
 
Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe. The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still. How long must I suffer with your undergarments?
 
Stefka said:
Your aquiline senescence implores me to generalize within the relms of a starfish's lifelong hallucinations of gelatin pools and of actuaries floating upon the Rhine.

awesome
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And there is a spelling mistake in mine.
Realm, not relm.
Jesus, I can't trust anything that comes off the interent.
 
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Stefka said:
rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine rhine
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lol @ rebel without a cause
 
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