The next time someone asks...

[Mikey]

Do you work out, I'm going to tell them, "No, I woke up this morning all swollen like this."

 

[Kid Blast]

LOL!!!

Tell them, "Yeah, I play ping pong."

 

[nautica]

Isn't that the damn truth.

I went to a suit shop a couple of weeks back. It had to be taylor made b/c the jacket was a 50 and the pants were a 32.

And dude that was measured me, was like:

"I haven't ever measured any body with sholders this wide and waste this small. Do you workout???"

Nope, just take alot of drugs and use alot of synthol.

what a f@#*ing idiot.

 

[supertech69]

Nope, I wear a latex He-Man suite!

 

[Jowers]

I hate it when people ask that

 

[XXXL]

hey nautica, i was haveing some suits made last fall and had this guy (i swear he was straight) going on and on about how big i am and saying a bunch of other none sense. everybody in this little shop was looking at me and i like to keep a low profile. shit like that embarasses me.

funny thing though, my girlfriend for the rest of the day would keep brining it up. we went to wendy's (go ahead and flame me) and i'd pick up the cup and she's say really loud "OH MY GOD, LOOK ARE YOUR ARMS"! or she asked me what time it was and like a dumb ass, i fell for it. i bend me arm to look at my watch and she yells again "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT YOUR ARMS, DO YOU WORK OUT"? on and on for the whole day

maybe you had to be there, but it was pretty fucking funny!

 

[nautica]

Oh yeah, I know exactly what you mean. And it only happens when other people are around.

Maybe if it were at the gym, that would be one thing but at a store - damn, give it a break.

nautica

 

[GQ77]

LOL!!!

Tell them, "Yeah, I play ping pong."

That's funny shit dude!

 

[ragin']

that's so funny you say that.... I get that all the time. "Do you lift weights?" no, i just look this way by chance.... luck i guess.. LOL.