1. Blade tried to donate blood but they said the west nile disease made him uneligible. Freeze said needles is for herion addicts, so he wanted to give blood but didn't think it would look right on his image. Flame said needlez is only for tattooz, like his dope one on his arm. After we stayed at red cross for a few hours parlayin with the nurses and what not, they told us we had to leave. So you ask what we gave to the cause? Well, the nurses were in a good mood the rest of the day after getting a chance to meet us, and probably helped on the blood drive.
2. We decided not to join da military because they said freeze had low blood pressure, probably due to his cold heart, blade was to dangerous to be given a weapon legally, and flame had high blood pressure (sssssssssizzlin). We gave da recruiter a email list of hataz, to contact. List was over 5,000 long. That should help America, get rid of terrorist hataz, and american hataz all at once.