The Nature Boy told me that..

[p0ink]

the nature boy told me that

...aborted fetuses are fed to the lions at the zoo
...he likes child molesters more than fat people
...nambla members make excellent kindergarten teachers
...charles manson would be a better parent than Rosie O'donnel
...racism makes the world a better place
...retarded people smell bad so the blind can hate them too
...a million iraqi's should die before he pays more for gas

natureboy for president!

*chants america! america!*

 

[LiLady11]

HURRAY FOR NATURE BOY!!

"AND I'M PROUD THAT I'M AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
TO HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE
GOD BLESS NATURE BOY!!"

 

[polarpixie]

the nature boy told me that
...retarded people smell bad so the blind can hate them too

Nature??? I never knew you felt that way about retarded people.....



......

 

[the nature boy]

man when I'm on peyote I'll say the craziest things.

my first lady (or first ho) would be either Blanch from Golden Girls or Mona from Who's the Boss. I like em near death.

 

[the nature boy]

If I become president, I'll let p0ink and LiLady11 run the country for me while I booze it up and snort coke all day. I'll be like a young G Dubya Bush.

 

[p0ink]

seriously, give me two years of being dictator with no senate or congress, and i will totally fix this country. trust me.

 

[polarpixie]

If I become president, I'll let p0ink and LiLady11 run the country for me while I booze it up and snort coke all day. I'll be like a young G Dubya Bush.

Hey, you got anything I could do??? I don't want to snooze it up or snort coke..

 

[polarpixie]

Hey, you got anything I could do??? I don't want to snooze it up or snort coke..

I will leave that unedited for laughs. But I meant booze it up.

 

[the nature boy]

you could be the first girlfriend.

 

[polarpixie]

you could be the first girlfriend.

moi? Tee-hee....tee-hee.......I would be ever so honored.

p.s. you missed it...I put up a picture of my boobies (censored of course) then I changed my mind and took it down...lol.

 

[daised]

hey i think i would fit in at the white house, i'm really good at making myself look busy. and from dealing with my parents so much i can handle the press by answering their questions in short responses that don't add up to saying anything at all, but sound good.

 

[the nature boy]

p.s. you missed it...I put up a picture of my boobies (censored of course) then I changed my mind and took it down...lol.

now that's not fair!!!!

 

[the nature boy]

hey i think i would fit in at the white house, i'm really good at making myself look busy. and from dealing with my parents so much i can handle the press by answering their questions in short responses that don't add up to saying anything at all, but sound good.

okay you're in. do you know how to make martini's? if not I can show you how.

 

[polarpixie]

okay you're in. do you know how to make martini's? if not I can show you how.

oh boy....the president, martinis and younger women...next thing you know you will be ordering pizzas and sharing cigars....where is this going? lol.

 

[Paulos]

I thought aborted fetus was the main ingredient in Mcnuggets.

 

[daised]

okay you're in. do you know how to make martini's? if not I can show you how.

no, but i'm a quick study. plus i make a great long island ice tea.

 

[daised]

oh boy....the president, martinis and younger women...next thing you know you will be ordering pizzas and sharing cigars....where is this going? lol.

bill clinton administration is all i'm saying.

 

[the nature boy]

no, but i'm a quick study. plus i make a great long island ice tea.

you're in. I hope you don't mind if I smoke up from time to time. I recall you quit smoking weed.

 

[daised]

you're in. I hope you don't mind if I smoke up from time to time. I recall you quit smoking weed.

yea that was for about 2 months, i just needed to regain control. "can i role you a blunt of our finest marijuna we impounded from cuba, mr. president?"

 

[the nature boy]

yea that was for about 2 months, i just needed to regain control. "can i role you a blunt of our finest marijuna we impounded from cuba, mr. president?"

certainly. I'll let you have the first few puffs just in case it's not poisoned. then if feel motivated we can come up with some law to make marijuana legal. or we can do that tomorrow.

 

[daised]

certainly. I'll let you have the first few puffs just in case it's not poisoned. then if feel motivated we can come up with some law to make marijuana legal. or we can do that tomorrow.

lets do that tommorrow, but " what would like for munchies fot this afternoon's 4:20?"
note: schedule no meetings from 4:19 until 5 ( make sure president ahs time to smoke his "pipe")

 

[the nature boy]

lets do that tommorrow, but " what would like for munchies fot this afternoon's 4:20?"
note: schedule no meetings from 4:19 until 5 ( make sure president ahs time to smoke his "pipe")

you're just full of exellent ideas. you'll be getting a nice raise at this rate, or I can appoint you to be an ambassador to one of those nice caribbean countries.

 

[polarpixie]

wow! what happened here? I wasn't even gone for that long!!!

 

[big4life]

moi? Tee-hee....tee-hee.......I would be ever so honored.

p.s. you missed it...I put up a picture of my boobies (censored of course) then I changed my mind and took it down...lol.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


I missed it too!!!!


Where, maybe there is still a faint image left?

 

[polarpixie]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


I missed it too!!!!


Where, maybe there is still a faint image left?

LOL. I don't know about a faint image bigs...but i might have a version that is a alot smaller and a little more censored on my computer that I'll save for another day when I am reeeelly bored.....

 

[big4life]

LOL. I don't know about a faint image bigs...but i might have a version that is a alot smaller and a little more censored on my computer that I'll save for another day when I am reeeelly bored.....

No, smaller and more censored is BADDDD!





Editted to say, that be nice, very nice.


but bigger would be better.

 

[the nature boy]

nice work polar! yum

 

[polarpixie]

whoops!!! I thought I erased that attachment...oh what the hell!

 

[daised]

typical day for president nature boy:
9 am wake up
9:10 morning martini to kill off hangover
9:30 morning shower with harem of girls to bathe you
10 am breakfast
**** important law making in here***
***sometime in the day meet with cuba/ mexico/ west indies ambassadors to test qualities of "imports" into America
4:19 pm stop offical work
4:20 "pipe time"
4:45 pm munchie time
*** rest of day filled randomly between sex/ girls/ drugs/ drinking and such

 

[the nature boy]

typical day for president nature boy:
9 am wake up
9:10 morning martini to kill off hangover
9:30 morning shower with harem of girls to bathe you
10 am breakfast
**** important law making in here***
***sometime in the day meet with cuba/ mexico/ west indies ambassadors to test qualities of "imports" into America
4:19 pm stop offical work
4:20 "pipe time"
4:45 pm munchie time
*** rest of day filled randomly between sex/ girls/ drugs/ drinking and such

lol, I'm really not going to be doing much running of the country with that schedule. but I like it. I might need you to handle some of the presidential stuff for me daised.

 

[big4life]

whoops!!! I thought I erased that attachment...oh what the hell!

Boobie karma for you.

 

[daised]

lol, I'm really not going to be doing much running of the country with that schedule. but I like it. I might need you to handle some of the presidential stuff for me daised.

well i figure bomb a few small arab nations and say htere were no or little casualties, have gas prices lowered and hey everyone is happy, and the people who aren't we can slip prozac into their drinks