The most important thread you'll ever read.

[Lestat]

At this moment you can pray the most important prayer of your life by simply saying:

Dear Lord Jesus, I believe You are the Son of God. I believe You came to earth 2,000 years ago. I believe you died for me on the cross and shed Your blood for my salvation. I believe you rose from the dead and ascended on high. I believe You are coming back again to earth. Dear Jesus, I am a sinner. Forgive my sin. Cleanse me now with Your precious blood. Come into my heart. Save my soul right now. I give you my life. I receive You now as my Savior, my Lord, and my God. I am Yours forever, and I will serve You and follow You the rest of my days. From this moment on, I belong to You only. I no longer belong to this world, nor to the enemy of my soul. I belong to You, and I am born again. Amen!

 

[Sub-Zero]

i was too lazy to read all that, but im sure it was good

 

[evansteve]

Lestat,
Very good post. I agree, its the most important one anyone on here will ever read.

"You must spread karma around before giving it to Lestat again"

i was too lazy to read all that, but im sure it was good

Seriously man, you should take time to look into it.

 

[Gambino]

evansteven, before you dick ride lestat anymore, you need to understand that he is not down with christianity.

he hangs with satan

 

[KillahBee]

I bet Michale Jackson said that every night

 

[Lestat]

I'm trying to save some people's souls for all eternity. For the love of Jesus, please, recite this post with me.

 

[RuckstaR]

Are you a Jehova's Wtiness?? I get that impression lol

 

[spongebob]

i was too lazy to read all that, but im sure it was good

thank god, jesus wasnt too lazy to get his ass nailed to a cross for your sins!

 

[evansteve]

evansteven, before you dick ride lestat anymore, you need to understand that he is not down with christianity.

he hangs with satan

what makes you say that? his post sounded serious.

edit: okay i read some of his other ones, he's probably being sarcastic from what it looks like.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

 

[Lestat]

what makes you say that? his post sounded serious.

edit: okay i read some of his other ones, he's probably being sarcastic from what it looks like.

This is serious busines man, I don't want any of my EF homies to go to hell.

 

[Gambino]

lestat do you listen to jim rome?

 

[seizer]

I do believe that 'Lestat' was a fictional character representing the devil in some book, no. Wasnt it an anne rice book? Vampire chronicles or some shit like that?

 

[evansteve]

This is serious busines man, I don't want any of my EF homies to go to hell.

aight good.

me either.

 

[jackangel]

condemned.

 

[Lestat]

lestat do you listen to jim rome?

No, I'm into sports, but I find Rome quite annoying.

 

[Lestat]

I do believe that 'Lestat' was a fictional character representing the devil in some book, no. Wasnt it an anne rice book? Vampire chronicles or some shit like that?

Not the devil, a vampire.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Curling has take over Lestat's account!




-BRR

 

[jackangel]

Interview with the Vampire was the first, I believe. Lestat was the main character in several of her vampire novels.

 

[saint808]

jesus save... i gotta respect that because i wouldn't do shit for humanity.

 

[Gambino]

i like his show...figured you'd be a fan being in san diego...

Evensteven, i know a dude who is 42 and never been laid.
Never even seen the trim live, except at the strip joints...
my point is, it may be time for you to hang up the penis,
i just don't think you're gonna need it

 

[SoreArms]

you lost me at "prayer"


\M/
-V-
Cult of the Satanic Bunny

 

[Lestat]

Interview with the Vampire was the first, I believe. Lestat was the main character in several of her vampire novels.

Interview with a vampire was the first but Lestat is introduced in that book...

then comes Vampire the Lestat where he is the main character.. Queen of the Damned was next.. etc

he was around for a long time then Anne Rice said she was going to focus on some different characters... Lestat was the arrogant one that always needed attention.. also the most powerful except for the ancients... mainly because he got to drink the blood of one of the original two vampires.. when you drink another vampires blood you get their powers on top of your own.

 

[gonelifting]

While I was clicking on the thread, I could have SWORN it would say.... "1" ... lmao @ that whole thing.

 

[mountain muscle]

Sorry L'stat, I am a godless heathen. But if it works for you brother, enjoy.

 

[Lestat]

www.bennyhinn.org

 

[mountain muscle]

Are you sending me to be saved by some evangelist now?

Dang.

 

[jnevin]

fuck jesus

 

[SoreArms]

Interview with a vampire was the first but Lestat is introduced in that book...

then comes Vampire the Lestat where he is the main character.. Queen of the Damned was next.. etc

he was around for a long time then Anne Rice said she was going to focus on some different characters... Lestat was the arrogant one that always needed attention.. also the most powerful except for the ancients... mainly because he got to drink the blood of one of the original two vampires.. when you drink another vampires blood you get their powers on top of your own.

She keeps saying that she will not bring him back, but then he pops up in every other book of hers

Currently reading "Blood and Gold"

 

[casualbb]

wait lestat you aren't jewish?

 

[Gambino]

Witching Hour series was fucking rad...

Julian was my favorite character...

 

[Sub-Zero]

thank god, jesus wasnt too lazy to get his ass nailed to a cross for your sins!

jesus who?
im half muslim half jewish, and went to an episcopal school for grades 1-8.
after all the exposure to religion all it tought me to believe is that the stories are bullshit and getting presents for every single holiday is good.







iim gunna start running around to dodge the bombs now..

 

[Lestat]

She keeps saying that she will not bring him back, but then he pops up in every other book of hers

Currently reading "Blood and Gold"

I haven't read Rice in quite a while now.. last one I read was... I can't remember the name, one of the individual character's books.. I've been more into non fiction lately..

Into Thin Air
Under the Banner of heaver
Fast Food nation
Reefer Madness
Virus X

 

[Lestat]

wait lestat you aren't jewish?

No I'm not, my gf is. I'm pretty much agnostic.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Lestat,
Very good post. I agree, its the most important one anyone on here will ever read.

"You must spread karma around before giving it to Lestat again"




Seriously man, you should take time to look into it.

too bad jesus wont get you laid.



unless of course he turns one of the girls you watch water into roofies...

 

[Lestat]

jesus who?
im half muslim half jewish, and went to an episcopal school for grades 1-8.
after all the exposure to religion all it tought me to believe is that the stories are bullshit and getting presents for every single holiday is good.







iim gunna start running around to dodge the bombs now..

you are a friend of the bomb squad man

 

[jackangel]

i wonder how anyone that reads lestat's posts could be confused into thinking this is a serious thread.

 

[Mr. dB]

Don't read it, it's a trap!!!

 

[Sub-Zero]

you are a friend of the bomb squad man

word,

not the johnny squad tho

 

[Lestat]

i wonder how anyone that reads lestat's posts could be confused into thinking this is a serious thread.

It happens quite a bit.

My best ever was the carwash thread... its somewhere, but locked.

 

[Gambino]

it's a trap!!!

LOl at Admiral Akbar

 

[mountain muscle]

Jesus Saves, But Lestat Bombs.

 

[Lestat]

Jesus Saves, But Lestat Bombs.

exactly.. not so sure about that first part though.

 

[geoboy]

word,

not the johnny squad tho

lol. pretty funny. since sponge went plat, he's dropped more bombs per minute than any bomb squadder has. its like the teetottler bible-belter who finally get a taste of whiskey and cant stop drinking

 

[Lestat]

lol. pretty funny. since sponge went plat, he's dropped more bombs per minute than any bomb squadder has. its like the teetottler bible-belter who finally get a taste of whiskey and cant stop drinking

he spent so long on the other side, when he finally crossed over he didn't know what to do with himself.

 

[evansteve]

Evensteven, i know a dude who is 42 and never been laid.
Never even seen the trim live, except at the strip joints...
my point is, it may be time for you to hang up the penis,
i just don't think you're gonna need it

i disagree, my penis has been useful by providing me plenty of hard-ons and plenty of fun masturbation sessions.

I'm half that dude's age. And he's a loser if he goes to strip joints. What makes u think I'm going to be a virgin at 42?
I will hold off on having sex for awhile I think, but I think I'll have had it by the time I'm 42.

 

[evansteve]

exactly.. not so sure about that first part though.

I'm sure

 

[wootoom]

good post bro