The Most Fucked Up April Fools Prank Ever

[buddy28]

Im gonna collect dog turds from around my yard and bake them in a 'meatpie' which ill serve to my parents nice in hot.

When they dig in and discover the innards, Ill yell "surprise!" and hurl wet dog shit in their faces!!

Disclaimer - this is just a joke.

 

[buddy28]

I'm really doing it for their own good.

Mabye I'll wait until Mothers Day.

Let me know how it turns out!!

Or better yet, get the corener in on it, and have an open casket funeral. Then when all the families crying over your carcas, you can jump outta the box and scare the shit out of everyone!!

 

[Tha One CrumCake]

I.J., Serious shit. That's a superb idea. Do it.

 

[WODIN]

I.J. that is some funny shit.

April 1st use to be the new years day. The Catholic Church moved it away from this date to destroy a basic pagan holiday and further gain nfluence over the masses. Hence April Fools day.

 

[beastboy]

My dad did something like that to his brother's fiance.....he called and acted like the coroner and siad that her number was the only one they found in his wallet and that he was killed in a auto accident and needed her to come identify the body...needless to say she fainted and my dad had to tell her....yes it was cruel and evil but her was young and high at the time...still not an excuse!

 

[AAP]

I was thinking this year, I'm going to email a suicide note to my family and friends and go into a long explanation of how I dont feel anyone really loved me or cared about me. I'll say that I know my friends are not true friends and care about me becuse even when I've expressed my sadness and depression I was ignored....etc.

Then I'll go rent a hotel room for a few days and not make contact with anyone whatsoever.

Then at 11pm April first, I'll just burst through the front door of my parents house......."APRIL FOOLS"

How fucked up would that be?

And just for the record I would never do that.

Can I have your Xbox?

 

[daemon]

Drive around until you happen to find a dead dog on the side of the road. Not easy I know. When you find the dog, put it in a trash bag and stick it in your trunk. Go to your soon-to-be-ex-friends house. Put a leash on the dog and tie the end to his rear bumper. Wedge the dog up into the rear axle as best as you can so it can't be easily seen from the street. When he takes off the next day, the dog will fall out and start dragging behind the car leaving all his neighbors to gawk in amazement.

or

On older cars, break in and fill the vents with baby powder. Turn on all the vents full blast and aim them at the drivers face. Remove the inside door handles and window knobs.

 

[smokinghawk]

I was thinking this year, I'm going to email a suicide note to my family and friends and go into a long explanation of how I dont feel anyone really loved me or cared about me. I'll say that I know my friends are not true friends and care about me becuse even when I've expressed my sadness and depression I was ignored....etc.

Then I'll go rent a hotel room for a few days and not make contact with anyone whatsoever.

Then at 11pm April first, I'll just burst through the front door of my parents house......."APRIL FOOLS"

How fucked up would that be?

And just for the record I would never do that.

If you were in MY family and you did that, whether you were serious or not you'd still die that day either way.

 

[Immortal Juicer]

Re: Re: The Most Fucked Up April Fools Prank Ever

If you were in MY family and you did that, whether you were serious or not you'd still die that day either way.

yeah, mine too. I can see my Dad saying "Well, since your mom and I had to go the pain regardless, you might as well be dead."