The Most Fucked Up April Fools Prank Ever

[Immortal Juicer]

I was thinking this year, I'm going to email a suicide note to my family and friends and go into a long explanation of how I dont feel anyone really loved me or cared about me. I'll say that I know my friends are not true friends and care about me becuse even when I've expressed my sadness and depression I was ignored....etc.

Then I'll go rent a hotel room for a few days and not make contact with anyone whatsoever.

Then at 11pm April first, I'll just burst through the front door of my parents house......."APRIL FOOLS"

How fucked up would that be?

And just for the record I would never do that.

 

[PinK233]

And I thought telling my mom I'm pregnant would be bad....geez

 

[HumorMe]

Why don't you just go to their house with a big butcher blade and carve out their heart. Same effect. Damn, I'm starting to sound like goatslayer.

 

[buddy28]

hahah!!

thatd be funny as shit. Ur parents would kick ur ass though.

 

[Zirakzigil]

That would be horrible...so incredibly low and disgusting.

 

[Taps]

My co-workers and I are thinking about hiring a couple guys to impersonate federal agents....have them come in and arrest our boss for investment fraud (we work in a bank).

I thought April Fools only lasted 'til up until noon.

 

[Night Fly]

Good gosh...I could never do that....I'm sure someone has before, though....

 

[Immortal Juicer]

The more I think about, the more I like it. The death of your child is the most painful thing a parent can go though. Imagine the euphoric emotion to have believe your child is dead, but then got them back. I could relieve all the pain and suffering. Not many people experience the ectstatic joy of getting their child back.

I would also be preparing my parents for when I do die, if its before them. After we all hug, make up, laugh together at my prank, and after my Dad beats the shit out of me, They can reflect on those feelings and know what to expect if a tragedy occurs.

I'm really doing it for their own good.

Mabye I'll wait until Mothers Day.

What better way to express my love for my mother.

 

[Night Fly]

Really, though....my luck...if I joked about that...something would probably happen to me the next week...and then they would really have to go through it. I would never ever forgive myself...even if it was a joke.

 

[HumorMe]

I'm really doing it for their own good.

Mabye I'll wait until Mothers Day.

But it sounds debilitating to you though after your father beats the shit out of you.

You are gonna need night fly and her helicopter crew to take you to the hospital!