The morning tally...

[AAP]

or rather what was left over from last night.

Someone brought a case of Ketel One to donate and just stuck it in the garage without telling anyone. Still there. Which if they had told me, it would still be there as I was running on the cheap shit at 11PM last night trying to get rid of the queens.

I have more easter bonnets around my house than I can count.

I have 3 billfolds. No, I didn't fuck any of them. They forget them when they changed into their costumes.

I have one purse. Very lovely sequined purse. That when I opened it to see if I knew the owner, the ID staring back at me was from Bruno.

No shit. Bruno with a goatee.

I have 4 pair of shoes around my house that people left. I guess they drove home barefoot.

I have a bear in leather still passed out on my chaise lounge outside. Have no idea how he stumbled on the party.

Last but not least, I had a good time.

 

[heatherrae]

Ahem.

Get to the bottom line. Did you make the dough, or are you going to have to sell the shoes, purse and bear on ebay?

 

[stilleto]

congrats AAP.... i'm proud of you.

 

[heatherrae]

Ahem.

Get to the bottom line. Did you make the dough, or are you going to have to sell the shoes, purse and bear on ebay?

Oh, nevermind, I just saw the other thread with the bottom line. Good job, AAP. You really probably have made many lives better in the most difficult of circumstances.


Now about those shoes, any good ones in a size 7?

 

[AAP]

I don't think muscle bears fetch much on ebay. Or anywhere else.

I was tempted to go out with an electric razor and shave AAP in his back hair.

 

[jh1]

I call bullshit.

Any person in your position would have taken pictures of said passed out bear and posted it on EF.

 

[jerkbox]

I have 4 pair of shoes around my house that people left. I guess they drove home barefoot.

any of those size 12 red heels?

 

[the_clockwork]

a bear? wtf

 

[gonelifting]

a bear? wtf

WTF? Bears have feelings too.

I call BS on having a good time. Posting at 8AM.... = NOT a good night before.

 

[gonelifting]

UNLESS... you haven't slept yet.

 

[rnch]

any of those size 12 red heels?

drove home again barefoot, hey jb?

 

[jerkbox]

drove home again barefoot, hey jb?

those were my favorite pair of Jimmy Choo's

 

[gotmilk]

I have one purse. Very lovely sequined purse. That when I opened it to see if I knew the owner, the ID staring back at me was from Bruno.

So now you'll have to buy some new shoes to match your new purse? Re-gift it to Stillecameltoe

 

[the_clockwork]

what is "bear" slang for?

 

[b0und]

big hairy gay guy?



b0und (don't ask me how I know that)

 

[Gymgurl]

those were my favorite pair of Jimmy Choo's

Ill let you borrow another pair for AAP's party's....just don't leave snail trails on his couch...that is when he really gets mad

 

[the_clockwork]

big hairy gay guy?



b0und (don't ask me how I know that)

this is what I thought but don't gay guys shave?

fuck I don't know hardly any

 

[gotmilk]

what is "bear" slang for?

hairy fat guy who likes to be the bottom