The Leprechaun Thread

[Nathan]

Let's talk leprechauns. I would like to use this thread to get to the bottom of the possibility of their existence. I for one think that leprechauns are out there, somewhere, doing something obscence and I wish I could be there joining in the fun. So, if you have any leprechaun anecdotes to share or whatever then please jot it down for the scrutiny of the rest of us true believers. I'm pretty tired right now and am having trouble writing for some reason but I'll totally unveil my thoughts on the 'little people' in a little while...and thanks for asking by the way.

 

[Athernigy]

I fucked a female leprechaun once, I can't believe there are still people that don't believe in them.

-sk

 

[nicknot]

http://members.tripod.com/~stezi_lopez/leprechauns.htm

 

[Nathan]

I fucked a female leprechaun once, I can't believe there are still people that don't believe in them.

-sk

Don't you EVER roll your eyes at me again! EVER!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?

 

[Athernigy]

Don't you EVER roll your eyes at me again! EVER!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?

Bitch please, i'll roll my eyes on anyone I please.

-sk

 

[Nathan]

http://members.tripod.com/~stezi_lopez/leprechauns.htm

I don't know for certain, but i don't think that dude is really a leprechaun. i mean, sure he has some sort of abnormality going on with his ears and shit but that is not all it takes to be a legit leppy.

 

[Nathan]

Bitch please, i'll roll my eyes on anyone I please.

-sk

You, young man, are grounded until further notice! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!

 

[Athernigy]

You, young man, are grounded until further notice! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!

Does this mean no more leppy fucking?

-sk

 

[saint808]

i thought i once saw a lawn jockey humping a leprechaun but it turned out to be a garden gnome.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Leprechauns once ruled the earth you know, a long, long time ago. If I had to guess Id say they became endangered 30 or 40 years ago. I say endangered becasue I know for a fact they still roam the north woods today.

When my grandfather was alive he used to tell me stories about when he was a kid, he and his grandfather would go leprechaun trapping. They would construct a big, big fake rainbow and set a bucket at the end, of course they were poor, hence the reason for trapping leppy's, So they never had any gold, they would take tinfoil and spraypaint it a gold color.

They would wait behind a tree, a leppy would come along, singin and dancin, real happy like, they would jump out from behind the tree and smash its skull with a big rock. They would then strip it of all its cloths and belongings, and they would flip it over stand behind it and........Well "What happens in the woods stays in the woods" my grandfather used to say.

Alos I remember reading about leprechauns in the bible, I believe that there were two pages dedicated to them, I think they were right after the dinosaur chapter.

 

[Nathan]

Leprechauns once ruled the earth you know, a long, long time ago. If I had to guess Id say they became endangered 30 or 40 years ago. I say endangered becasue I know for a fact they still roam the north woods today.

When my grandfather was alive he used to tell me stories about when he was a kid, he and his grandfather would go leprechaun trapping. They would construct a big, big fake rainbow and set a bucket at the end, of course they were poor, hence the reason for trapping leppy's, So they never had any gold, they would take tinfoil and spraypaint it a gold color.

They would wait behind a tree, a leppy would come along, singin and dancin, real happy like, they would jump out from behind the tree and smash its skull with a big rock. They would then strip it of all its cloths and belongings, and they would flip it over stand behind it and........Well "What happens in the woods stays in the woods" my grandfather used to say.

Alos I remember reading about leprechauns in the bible, I believe that there were two pages dedicated to them, I think they were right after the dinosaur chapter.

That's a beautiful tale.

 

[Nathan]

...tale?

As is 'story'. A fairy tale? Never heard of it? Buy a dicitonary man.

 

[hardrock]

Ever see lethal weapon 4? I like that part where Joe Pesci pulls up next to gibson and glover with chris rock in the back. Anyway Pesci asks"who's the perp"? Chris rock goes off for a few minutes and at the end says "now go make me some Lucky Charms you fuckin leprechaun". Best part of the movie IMO.

 

[Nathan]

lol, I guess you didn't get what I meant... I questioned if it was a "tale" because I wanted you to believe that I really thought that story was real.

Canadians.

BTW, what is "As is story" ?

That should have read "As in story" alright tough guy.