The Jolly Green Giant

[Lestat]

why was he so jolly anyway?

 

[needtogetaas]

I got a bug in my can of corn from that prick.I thruo up my hole dinner.

 

[Lestat]

he makes corn?

I thought he was only about the green stuff.

 

[needtogetaas]

no he makes corn,beets,mix veg,even cand pottatos.

 

[Lestat]

no he makes corn,beets,mix veg,even cand pottatos.

nice

 

[jrlex]

why was he so jolly anyway?

Mother fucker was 10'5, 600lbs and jacked...and he always called out for his hoe's..

He would say "Hoe, hoe, hoe" and his bitches would say "Green Giant"

that would make my day.

 

[nutsnack]

because he's hung like a frickin elephant!!

 

[needtogetaas]

Mother fucker was 10'5, 600lbs and jacked...and he always called out for his hoe's..

He would say "Hoe, hoe, hoe" and his bitches would say "Green Giant"

that would make my day.

that was fucken funny as fuck.

 

[seizer]

The jolly green giant doesnt exist, mafaka! He's just a made up myth...wait...wait...


...we have just been updated at the c989 headquarters that the green giant did infact exist...however, recent events have confirmed that he has died in a battle against Mr.Clean.

 

[needtogetaas]

The jolly green giant doesnt exist, mafaka! He's just a made up myth...wait...wait...


...we have just been updated at the c989 headquarters that the green giant did infact exist...however, recent events have confirmed that he has died in a battle against Mr.Clean.

thankz alfy for the tid bit.

 

[Dunk]

The jolly green giant doesnt exist, mafaka! He's just a made up myth...wait...wait...


...we have just been updated at the c989 headquarters that the green giant did infact exist...however, recent events have confirmed that he has died in a battle against Mr.Clean.

dude look around.

clean the place wouldja.

i bet that dish is still to the right of your monitor.

 

[Spartacus]

I start perhaps a thread a month
I don't know how you do it
so clever

 

[Lestat]

I start perhaps a thread a month
I don't know how you do it
so clever

lol.. its a skill that comes with time man

 

[jrlex]

that was fucken funny as fuck.

I've got one more before I go..

 

[JayC9]

why was he so jolly anyway?

because he has a giant green dong