The "How many words you can misspell on purpose" thread.

[biteme]

The uther dae I wus mineding mi own bizness, win an aswhole puld up becide mi in hiz otomobill and started showting at mi for no uparent rezon.

 

[MrMuscle]

ewerubadu wint ta shat ot yau

 

[Robert Jan]

tis fred suks rob. tiping laike dis iz tue shlow

 

[biteme]

tis fred suks rob. tiping laike dis iz tue shlow

Yes. I notised that tu. O lord its hard tu be humbel, win yure purfect in evry wa. I cant wate tu luk in the mirur, I get beter luking ech dae. Tu no me is tu luv me, I must be wun hel of a man. Mi knew kebord sux.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

bitmee yuo hav teh luvliest boobsies ize sin ina olng olng itme, kan yuo pleez tak of yuor bkini fur muy pleeze? cheerz mang

 

[biteme]

bitmee yuo hav teh luvliest boobsies ize sin ina olng olng itme, kan yuo pleez tak of yuor bkini fur muy pleeze? cheerz mang

Awwwww. Thanks. Hugs. I'm an attention whore and I luv the complimints. Pleze keep them cummin. Time out, I'm gonna break this 10$ piece of shit keyboard. Anyway, I wuv you. How big is yure cock?

 

[MAX 300]

hay, yuo spleld two manny wordz correktly their!

 

[biteme]

hay, yuo spleld two manny wordz correktly their!

That doesn't count though. I was seriously flattered by that compliment. I even spelled every word correctly describing it. I'm getting all teary eyed now. I love my boobs.

 

[MrMuscle]

teh sceri ting iss tat tis isc hwo bittme topes wen hi wrks

 

[Gymgurl]

nac I skuc yoru niples