Man, what an opportunity you have here. All I know is that you need to do something. If you don't, then you should be set on fire and put out with an ice pick. I say just go on instinct, ask them to dance, offer them a piece of gum (they probably have poopy breath), ask them to sit on your lap, the options you have at night time on the grave yard shift are in the "plenty" range. Tell them you have been learning spanish, point at both of them and say "muy bonita", they will think it is cute, go from there. You are lucky, I have been stuck with the same woman now for 5 months, don't get me wrong, it is cool, but I long for some variety. Don't take this for granted Big J. peace