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supersizeme
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You two should hang out. HI you never posted on my Axe thread. Why not
The hispanic afterhours cleaning girls up here at work
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HighIntensity
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missed the AXE thread broly, what kind do you use? And don't say Phonix. I like the mixture of Apollo and yohimburn on my nipples, icy fresh to say the least, broly.
supersizeme
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i got the voodoo. my thread was basically both a question about how effective of an antiperspirant/deoderant it is, as well as a warning not to spray it on your berries. i had to dip my balls in the icemaker shortly after spraying it down yonder. it kinda felt good there for a second though i won't lie.
DON'T DO IT BRO!!!
I was scamming with this mexican chick during the summer from work, and I am still fucking regretting it because I think I ....well you know...let's just say my stupid ass started liking her too much. It was pathetic...
Anway, I got dogged and the fuckin' chick had some fatass chulo boyfriend who would smack her around and totally abuse her and shit. I would have layed the smack down on his candy ass, but she probably wouldn't have left him anyway. She got scared and shit because she said she never had somebody like me interesed in her...you know...good looking, hot, sexy, etc...She just didn't really believe somebody like "me" could ever be interested in somebody like her. So she stopped calin my ass and became a bitch.
First off, you're making it harder than it really needs to be. Shit, if the chick(s) want to bang your ass, then you'll know it right away. Just keep talking to them and they will talk back to ya. Next, without it looking like you are hitting on them, call her beautiful. If you're not good-looking, the maybe it will be a little
harder for ya...lol.
For example, when she comes in, be like: "Oh you don't have to worry about cleaning in here beautiful"....have some food or something on hand, then be like: "Hey do you guys want some of this (I don't really think the "hands on the package" thing will work, but hell you never know I guess)". Just keep calling her beautiful like it is no big deal.
Oh yeah, before I forget, you know that scene in "8Mile" where he takes that slut up in his work and fucks her? You could always pull off one of those...lol. Actually, this is hat I am gonna do over the holidays when I return to work (i've been busy at school and took the semester off). I'm gonna walk up to her and be like: "Hey beautiful, are you still hatin'" ....She better say no, because if she says yes, then I am gonna have to find a way to make her laugh. Anyway, either way, after she answers, i'm gonna be like "Hey you wanna have some fun?" ...Actually, she better say yes to this one because if she sas NO here, then I guess the conversation is over. BUT, if she says yes, then I am gonna pull the old "8Mile work scene".
Actually, after reading over this, shit....I'm being a fuckin' bitch! What the hell is wrong with me.
BMJ
I was scamming with this mexican chick during the summer from work, and I am still fucking regretting it because I think I ....well you know...let's just say my stupid ass started liking her too much. It was pathetic...
Anway, I got dogged and the fuckin' chick had some fatass chulo boyfriend who would smack her around and totally abuse her and shit. I would have layed the smack down on his candy ass, but she probably wouldn't have left him anyway. She got scared and shit because she said she never had somebody like me interesed in her...you know...good looking, hot, sexy, etc...She just didn't really believe somebody like "me" could ever be interested in somebody like her. So she stopped calin my ass and became a bitch.
First off, you're making it harder than it really needs to be. Shit, if the chick(s) want to bang your ass, then you'll know it right away. Just keep talking to them and they will talk back to ya. Next, without it looking like you are hitting on them, call her beautiful. If you're not good-looking, the maybe it will be a little
harder for ya...lol.
For example, when she comes in, be like: "Oh you don't have to worry about cleaning in here beautiful"....have some food or something on hand, then be like: "Hey do you guys want some of this (I don't really think the "hands on the package" thing will work, but hell you never know I guess)". Just keep calling her beautiful like it is no big deal.
Oh yeah, before I forget, you know that scene in "8Mile" where he takes that slut up in his work and fucks her? You could always pull off one of those...lol. Actually, this is hat I am gonna do over the holidays when I return to work (i've been busy at school and took the semester off). I'm gonna walk up to her and be like: "Hey beautiful, are you still hatin'" ....She better say no, because if she says yes, then I am gonna have to find a way to make her laugh. Anyway, either way, after she answers, i'm gonna be like "Hey you wanna have some fun?" ...Actually, she better say yes to this one because if she sas NO here, then I guess the conversation is over. BUT, if she says yes, then I am gonna pull the old "8Mile work scene".
Actually, after reading over this, shit....I'm being a fuckin' bitch! What the hell is wrong with me.
BMJ
supersizeme
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Alright see this is the man I need to talk to. Homie I think you missed the most important part of my post, being that these girls don't speak English, and I don't speak Spanish. I know how to hit on a girl and offer my glorious cock to her in English, but words are pretty worthless in this situation. I'm looking for creative ways of making this happen without having to open my mouth and spit out some broke Spanish.
Bigsatan13
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Next time they come to clean your cubicle, take off your pants and jacket.
HG Pennypacker
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A warning:
Once you go latina, you'll never go back.
Once you go latina, you'll never go back.
vixenbabe
Classy Skank
1) Grab some green construction paper outta your drawer.(It's next to your box of crayons.)
2) Remove that red satin ribbon from your thining hair.
3) Paste the green construction paper on some cardboard. (Cut up that empty box of Ho Ho's sittin on your desk.)
4) Punch hole in green card. Run red ribbon thru hole in card.
5) Tie the green card around your pecker. ( I'm certain the ribbon is long enough so don't panic)
6) Smile and wink at 'em .
Pray they are NOT color blind and are un-familiar with real US. green cards!
2) Remove that red satin ribbon from your thining hair.
3) Paste the green construction paper on some cardboard. (Cut up that empty box of Ho Ho's sittin on your desk.)
4) Punch hole in green card. Run red ribbon thru hole in card.
5) Tie the green card around your pecker. ( I'm certain the ribbon is long enough so don't panic)
6) Smile and wink at 'em .
Pray they are NOT color blind and are un-familiar with real US. green cards!
